People moved into the apartment next to me. Its a woman, and her friends now come over.

For some reason there seems to be 0 insulation... I can hear EVERYTHING THEY SAY. They just bitch... NONSTOP... about their boyfriends.

I am in hell. This is hell.

The guy who helped her move earlier today... while they tickled each other and talked about where to put plants... yeah she just talked so much shit about him you would think this is Jersey Shore season 1.

Bro... poor Michael... i feel for this man.

I am going to update this thread over time, when new things happen. Its my new pet project.

I think they are vegans.................

"Or we could eat.... bAcOn... BAAHAHAHAHAHA"

I'm gonna put a pack of bacon outside this bitches door I swear.

I did it. Worried this might blow my cover too early but the way they laughed at my man bacon... I cant deal with that.

I missed how she reacted to the bacon. But now the shrieking children get to stay with her today I guess.

I'm playing "I like bad bitches that's my fuckin problem" on high volume.

Maybe she will put the brats in the other room.

Wish me luck.

These brats throw temper tantrums too. Also ... who the hell MOVES during the coronavirus pandemic lockdown.

What kind of shitty parent are you... it's not like they came here out of necessity it's a fairly nice place and she was bragging about it to her bitchy friends... why?

Government: "Shelter in place"

Piece of shit Karen next to me: "ok time to move the family to a new apartment and have girlfriend wine nights!!!"

*Omega facepalm*

WAIT.... WAIT WAIT WAIT.... HANG ON HERE!

I just took a piss and heard what I believe to be very distinct sexual moaning and a man's voice. (It was inaudible)

I'm fairly certain michael is not there tonight... and I am still unsure of ALL the details... but something is up.

No updates sadly. Small portion of a phone conversation about some Netflix show with her sister.

After last nights excitement things seem to be be very slow.

I have pinpointed the problem. At the connection between the windows and the wall way at the bottom is a long thin gap where I can LITERALLY SEE RIGHT INTO THEIR APARTMENT.

I will now fart into that corner whenever possible if the baby continues to cry in their living room.

For those curious here it is. It's about a quarter to a half inch gap between the metal beam and the wood post.

This bitch has the WORST taste in music.

Who listens to anaconda donk at 12:15 am with only one other person there while your kids are asleep in the next room.

OH MY GOD THIS REALLY IS HELL SHES PLAYING HOLLABACK GIRL ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Every minute or so she cackles.

Now they are learning to dance to this annoying ass song... at 2 fucking AM.

This is me sitting on my couch across the room. This is my life now.

Update from a little while ago.... came back to park in the parking lot and there was a vacuum sitting by itself in the middle.

I look at it, puzzled, and a young woman meanders over, waves at me... and SLOWLY pulls it out of the way.

That's how I officially met my neighbor.

I live next to a dark souls NPC. This womans cackle is haunting.

Well.... there was EXTRENELY AUDIBLE lesbian sex from their living room tonight.

At 1:00 AM with music also blaring.

Either I got the whole thing wrong or this woman is living a soap opera of a life right now.

For those making jokes about recording that like I did her dark souls cackle... well....

Recording this bitches laugh through my wall is pretty different than recording her having sex... I'm not comfortable doing that.

Shes super fucking annoying but that felt too far.