this is still my favorite animal crossing post of all time

i’m so glad i got to introduce twitter to the tale of cookie’s betrayal.

nothing to promote besides that i wish there were chinchillas in animal crossing. so instead, meet mine! chippi is the gray one, cheppi is the brown one, and that creature lurking in the shadows is chappi.

but most importantly, let us be friends and bond over mutual disdain for animal crossing villagers. i want to hear your tales of woe. please share them with me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

sadly i have none to share besides that my disgust towards hans consumes my entire being. please move, hans. PLEASE.

that was one of the first results when searching for him in google images and it’s the perfect representation of how his mere existence distorts the earth he walks on. be consumed by jpeg pixels, hans.

UPDATE:

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