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Desperate Housewives is so much MESS 
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Gabriela having sex with a 16 year old that looks no less than 27 is blowing me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Brees husband is on some bullshit. Like I get that she’s high strung but he gets turned off cuz she likes things to be clean?
Prediction: Rex is gay, and projecting his unhappiness on to Bree
Brees son is a POS
What’s this woman’s name with the twins? Lynette? She needs to spank these damn kids.
Gabrielle is...I wanna love her but she’s actively trying to continue sleeping with a 16 year old
Lmaaooo Susan caught Gabrielle feeling on John https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Bitch, Maisie is is a prostitute?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Scratch that. Dominatrix
Nah you throw someone’s ashes on me and I gotta unalive you
Gabrielle’s husband is switching her BC out for fakes. What a wretch.
Gabrielle’s husband is selling stuff made my slave labor, Lynnettes father in laws cheating, her husband saw the nanny naked, Bree has a stalker, and Susan’s daughter is in love with the mentally unstable kid. My head is spinning.
Bree definitely hates knee-grows
No this boy did not try to propose to a woman he calls by her married name
So not only are Lynettes children bad as shit, theyre theives too?!
Bree would be the perfect Domme idk why she’s being resistant
Zach is definitely a school shooter
Brees son just spit in her face. He could never be in the same room with me again.
I want to come back to the fact that Brees son SPIT directly into her face, and he’s not dead.
Oooo bitch. Mary Alice kidnapped a baby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Fearful face" aria-label="Emoji: Fearful face">
Zachary is a bonafide weirdo.
Then Gabrielle gets pregnant, finds out Carlos has been tampering with her pills and he blames his dead mother. Help me lord https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> https://twitter.com/jeesa_jay/status/1244127467188731905?s=21">https://twitter.com/jeesa_jay... https://twitter.com/Jeesa_Jay/status/1244127467188731905">https://twitter.com/Jeesa_Jay...
Gabrielle is a dumbass. Not only were you cheering with a teenager, but you didn’t use condoms?! Bitch....
Ok so. I love Edie.
So if Gabrielle never intended for John to be the father of this child, whyyyyyyyyy did she tel him.
How am I still in season 1 of this show, so much has happened https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I hope that eventually Lynette goes back to work. I’d hate to see her be a housewife all 8 seasons
Oh poor Bree https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Frowning face" aria-label="Emoji: Frowning face">
Why name a boy child “Dana” anyway?
Yo Mary Alice was WILD.
Wait so that means that Zach is Mikes son.
So we finally get black characters and they’re crazy too.
This pharmacist is a mf psycho.
Woooaaahhhhh he drugged her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Fearful face" aria-label="Emoji: Fearful face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Fearful face" aria-label="Emoji: Fearful face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Fearful face" aria-label="Emoji: Fearful face">
I am so glad this creepy ass pharmacist is getting outta here and Bree has been vindicated.
You know who’s a dumb bitch? Susan. Susan is the DIZZIEST bitch ever.
Lmaaaoo Carlos is def fucking the surrogate. So much for being scared of losing her virginity https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I cannot believe Tom did Lynette this way. I’m floored.
Susan is neither fine enough, or smart enough to have multiple men going nuts over her the way they do. I don’t get it.
You Lynettes kids are SO. BAD. Worst television children I’ve ever seen.
Damn Alfre Woodard only got 1 season?
Wait why did Orson hit Mike with his car if he loves Bree and not Susan? I’m so confused.
Ok. Season 3.
Wait...wait lmao. Bree is in her 40s with 2 kids and she JUST had an orgasm for the first time?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Son I’m cryying. It shocked her so much she left her man and ran to the urgent carehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Son I’m cryying. It shocked her so much she left her man and ran to the urgent care
I hate Gabrielle’s hair this season. These highlights and color do nothing for her skin.
Why....is the baby boy Mexican.
If it’s one thing Gabrielle Solis can do, is run in heels.
Lynettes youngest son has seen some SHIT okay
Edie loves dating people’s exes boy.
Lynettes step daughter is the devil boy.
BUT Lynette is also playing with Fire
Shoutout to this camp guide letting Susan know she’s a drama junkie. She really is and nobody ever tells her the truth
Mike still doesn’t know the Orson is the one who ran him over lmao
If Susan & Mike don’t stay together this time I’m gonna scream
Sus is marrying someone she met 3 months ago
Edie & Carlos is strange idc
Bree is sooooo pretty now.
Every scene with Susan is heavily edited. Hey face looks like a Snapchat filter
Lmfao Edie sucks ass. https://twitter.com/jeesa_jay/status/1244370765979533312?s=21">https://twitter.com/jeesa_jay... https://twitter.com/Jeesa_Jay/status/1244370765979533312">https://twitter.com/Jeesa_Jay...
Oh no Tom doesn’t wanna have sex cuz Lynette is bald. How selfish is that ?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😕" title="Confused face" aria-label="Emoji: Confused face">
I swear I hope the worst happens to Edie.
So Gabby just gonna let everyone think ole boy died? Her and Carlos are a toxic match made in heaven lmao
Every time i see someone get spit in their face on tv I get violently angry.
Susan is so inappropriate, my God.
I hope this tornado kills Edie. I’m really over her antics
Ayo the fence went RIGHT through buddy
OMG not Lynettes family
I can’t go to sleep till I see how this plays out
Damn, RIP Ida.
Bro if this show don’t hurry up and reveal wtf Kathrine is hiding. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
Man Carlos can’t catch a break
Bro...Lynette and Toms daughter is a PSYCHO
Kayla I mean. Toms kid. She’s bout crazy as hell
Yo man. Ain nobody love off people man like Edie Britt. She’s made a pass at literally everyone’s man, including Tom
Of course Karen’s ex husband is an insane woman beater
Tom really isnt trying to hear that Kayla is insane. And now she’s lying to the psychologist. You this little girl is gonna get Lynettes kids taken
Kaylah said “I got that idiot Preston to jump off the roof, imagine what i could get the baby to do.”
Bitch????
Bitch????
I just don’t trust Karen.
I completely forgot I was doing this thread. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
It’s still pretty good though. Season 5 is like a totally new show, their stories have changed so drastically.
Tom and Lynette really gave up professional careers for pizza.