How The Fuck Was I Into Glee: the thread where nikki's back rewatching glee
in this episode all the girls are horny for justin bieber
mercedes wipes the fucking floor with rachel in this diva-off and every episode and every season
why is sue sylvester so thicc
finn's a simp
blame it on the alcohol, aka KURT HUMMEL IS WEIRDLY BIPHOBIC TO BLAINE and the WHOLE SHOW IS WEIRDLY BIPHOBIC

anyway blaine anderson is bi and definitely harbored that crush on rachel for a while
BLAINCHEL aka

DISTINGUISHED BI vs FUNCTIONAL STRAIGHT
i dont care about new directions
RYAN MURPHY I JUST WANT TO TALK
boohoo kurt is butthurt because blaine is trying to figure out who he is and we're supposed to see blaine as the bad guy here waaaah waaaah
KURT SUCKS SO MUCH IN THIS EPISODE GODDDDDD
santana and brittany dont have any chemistry
oh my god its happening blackbirds happening oh THERE YOU ARE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOREVER AAAA HERE WE GO
"as a junior member of this group"

*blaine is a junior the next season*

BETRAYAL
trouty mouth slaps
YOU MOVE ME, KURT
get it right is a bad original song, these outfits are trash, i am just going to skip to loser like me
santana and karofsky is disgusting karofsky is disgusting kurt shouldnt have gone back to mckinley blaine shouldnt have followed him i hate this
HEY WHY DID KURT SING BARBRA STREISAND AND PERFORM A MALL FLASH MOB TO CHEER RACHEL UP ABOUT HER NOSE HELLO????
jesse st james is always on his king shit

sebastian definitely tapped that hes just a brat begging to be tamed
WHYD THEY SING FRIDAY AT PROM
"im not gonna let your boyfriend how to dance with you" blaine fucking anderson bring his top tier bi king energy to prom
mmmmm hereds the start of blaine andersons slow but steady downfall
here we have kurt, manipulating his boyfriend into dropping out of PRIVATE SCHOOL, which his parents PAY FOR, to go to a WORSE, RAMPANTLY HOMOPHOBIC PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL.

his argument? "i just wanna see you more."

GO TO HIS HOUSE BITCH, DAMN
relevant again https://twitter.com/penichillin/status/1007083095647047680?s=19
rip to blaine anderson. he aint dead ryan murphy killed him through terrible writing
having just read a canon-compliant sebastian/blaine fic that takes place during this specific stretch of season 3 really makes it hit different
fic: *sebastians pov, talking about how manipulative and bad kurt is for blaine and blaines self-esteem*

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THE TEA!
SEBASTIAAAAAAAN HERE HE COOOOOMES
HERE WE GOOOOO
the fic described kurt's handshake as weak and floppy and terrible and oh my god it really is
sebastian is wearing a lacrosse shirt with a popped collar, with ANOTHER shirt with a popped collar UNDER IT

what a fucking lax bro i love him
first try baby just in case any of you ever doubted me
this is two different men. look me in the eye and tell me that the twink pushover crybaby on the left is the same as the strong bicon who everyone looks up to on the right
rory has a wallet chain
got to the part where sebastian slushies blaine and gets rock salt in his eye

feeling lost and hurt

do not interact
remember when one of rachels dads went from a black man to jeff goldblum
i.....forgot that sebastian photoshopped finn as blackmail
young the giant is one of my favorite artists i would like to opt out of cough syrup please
BIG BROTHERRRRRR

COOOER ANDERSONNNNN

HES HEEEEEEEERE
kurt deserved chandler and not blaine send tweet
this is also the episode where blaine sings its not right but its okay to kurt because kurts texting chandler and you know what? 1. banger and 2. dump his ass
"IM REALLY SORRY IF THIS MADE YOU UPSET"

jesus christ kurt, manipulate much

you should be a youtuber with that apology
kurts...not a good singer

like hes not bad

but not..uh
god they really handled unique so poorly, huh

can you say they. can you PLEASE say they.
BODYSWAP EPISOOOOOODE
shannon bieste is one of the only good adult characters

(ham-fisted trans storyline aggressively ignored)
I COMPLETELY FORGOT VOCAL ADRENALINE SANG PINBALL WIZARD AT NATIONALS
BURT HUMMEL IS THE BEST ADULT IN THIS SHOW HANDS DOWN

BIESTE IS SECOND
god i dont remember the season three finale at all
kurt sucks
1. kurt deserved to be cheated on

2. bottom text
hey remember when glee broke up all of its most popular couples in the same episode
HUNTER CLARINGTOOOOOON
hey guys? hey remember when the glee club sang gangnam style at sectionals, and their lead singer, who another member tricked into having an eating disorder, fainted, and they still won? heyyy, guys? huh?
im skipping shooting star.
the power of adam lambert and demi lovato being on glee at the same time? unparalleled
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