ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!

Muppet Treasure Island for tonight's #YubiViews! Once more I will be doing the helping tweets every 10 tweets, so please check them out and help where you can!

I have never seen a Muppet film. I have seen 2 seasons of Black Sails and Treasure Planet.

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So I vaguely know the story of Treasure Island, right? We go, we're pirates, we get treasure! I even remember some names from the above 2 shows! Like Long John Silver! And... uh....

.... okay i might only remember him. Jim Hawkins?? Jim?? Someone is Jim, I think.

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Good news, I do know some muppets! There's Miss Piggy. She's a pig. She says "Oh Kermie". I think people are meant to find her hot? Is she married to Kermit? Kermit is a frog. He was in a vine singing "shorty I know" and it's very fun. We've got Elmo. He's red.

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We also have the gay ones Bert and Ernie? (Brett and Arnie? Brock and Eddy?) One is round one is long. There's also one which looks like a shrimp with big googly eyes and makes a high pitched scream. I don't like that muppet.
Now, I'm ASSUMING there's people, too?

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But there might not be. Might just be muppets the whole way down. There's also the Cookie Monster but maybe the treasure for him is cookies in this film, who knows.

I assume this film is Pirate Puppets and I won't be face-blind because puppets! Hurray! Let's go!

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oh my god what this is a disney film???? i did not know muppets were disney

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WAIT TIM CURRY IS IN THIS?!

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TIM CURRY IS IN THIS!!!!!! GOD!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED

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BILLY CONNOLLY IS ALSO IN THIS WHAT THE HECK LMAO THAT'S EXCELLENT

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This is a banging tune already tbh

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fun fact: i love dolls, but the puppets are giving me The Heebs lmfao

also these singing Easter Island heads are VERY cool and DEEPLY terrifying

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HEY! GO CHECK OUT LYNNE! We've been mutuals a while, and she's wonderful and needs help right now!

Help 1/- https://twitter.com/Lynne_M_Meyer/status/1243666258698088454?s=20
LOOK IT'S BILLY CONNOLLY LOOK I RECOGNISED HIM!!!! ARE YOU ALL PROUD OF ME!!! ALSO HIS ACCENT IS VERY DISTINCTIVE!!!!

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this is wild apparently humans and muppets just merrily co-exist and no one questions it okay

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JIM HAWKINS I WAS RIGHT I AM TWO FOR TWO TODAY FUCK YEAH!!!! CRUSHING IT.

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i like this muppet and his star treck references

(no i haven't seen it but i've seen star wars and i know that line isn't in star wars)

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dkjsdskj "Now that's catchy!" love the 4th wall breaking oh my god

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this tavern owner lady is Very Good and also SO THERE'S JUST SENTIENT PIG MUPPETS BUT PEOPLE STILL EAT PORK??? WHAT????? NO OFFENCE SIRS INDEED.

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wow no need to come for us all like that

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"I'll wash."
"I'll dry."
"I'll break."

LMAOOOO also okay so they're Gonzo and Rizzo! I'm learning. I'm following.

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oh my fucking god is this a musical

IS THIS A MUSICAL WITH TIM CURRY IN IT

DOES HE SING

LORD PLEASE LET HIM BE HOT PLEASE

ALSO LET HIM NOT DIE

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Okay ngl "there's gotta be something better" song actually made me tear up

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TIME TO GO CHECK OUT ANOTHER SWELL PERSON!!! Doryen writes horror and needs our help!!!

https://twitter.com/HeyDoryen/status/1243982655852437504?s=20

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Uh oh Billy has the horrors and now there's an onimous shadow at the door

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DEEPLY SCARY MUPPET

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you know, i never thought about whether you could kill a muppet but now i am beyond curious...

... can you shoot a muppet???? Can muppets die???? i mean it's a disney film apparently so i guess not but????

the QUESTIONS

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THE BLACK SPOT!!!

this is in pirates of the caribbean!!! it's a curse!!!!!!

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UM HEY WHAT THE FUCK

BILLY ARE YOU OKAY

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DSAJKDKJSDKJSAKJASD

OH MY GOD WAHT THE FUCK LMFAO I WAS JUST.............

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oh wait he's okay lmfao

AND HE HAS THE MAP!!!!

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I TAKE IT BACK HE'S NOT OKAY

ALSO SAGE ADVICE DON'T RUN WITH POINTY THINGS

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HELL YEAH THE TAVERN OWNER LADY IS BEATING UP THE EVIL MUPPETS

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.............................. DID THE FUCKING MUPPETS COIN THE TERM "OH WOOF" TO MEAN SOMETHING BAD

DID THE FUCKING

M U P P E T S

COIN THAT TERM?????

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CHECK THIS OUT! Jacob is putting money from his works towards charities helping out with the pandemic!!!

Help 3/- https://twitter.com/JacobSKellogg/status/1243982881262714890?s=20
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT???? I love her

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THIS THE SCREAMING ONE

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beaker can FUCK OFF

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I do love Trelawny the Himbo a lot tho

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........................... is this...... old bert and ernie....?

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IS THIS TIM CURRY

THIS IS TIM CURRY RIGHT

HE HAS THE BIG TIM CURRY EYES BUT HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HIM

EITHER WAY HE'S FUCKIN GORGEOUS

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OH HE LAUGHED IT'S DEFINITELY TIM CURRY I RECOGNISE THE LAUGH

FUCK YES

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OH SHIT TIM CURRY IS JOHN SILVER!!! FUCK!!! OKAY THAT'S VERY GOOD!!!

Also he's doing an Accent and that's why I didn't recognise his voice lmaooooo

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god he's even got long hair i'm in heaven

also his pet lobster is VERY good dkjfdkjfkjdf

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ALRIGHT LET'S SEE WHO THE CAPTAIN IS THEN

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TIME TO CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME PERSON! She does a lot of writing and their games are on sale currently!!!

https://twitter.com/katstrid/status/1243984971498307587?s=20

Help 4/-
okay this captain sounds terrifying

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WHAT the FUCK is THAT

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oh my fucking god it's kermit

of course the captain is kermit

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you gotdang jinxed it now jim

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mr arrow has a god damn thirst for blood oh my god take a fuckin nap pal

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"Let's not get sloppy now that we're singing!"

LMFAOOOOO

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jesus the edgy gang's all here huh

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oh my god is tim about to sing

LET TIM SING!!!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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OLD TOM, REAL OLD TOM, DEAD TOM

THESE FUCKING NAMES ARE CRACKING ME UP

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Check this person out!!! THey're also taking commissions!!!

https://twitter.com/panoramicartist/status/1243987840020537347?s=20

Help 5/-
LMFAOOOOOOO I MEAN KERMIT IS NOT WRONG

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this is a dry voyage and as a fellow non-drinker i appreciate that

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I DON'T WANT TO SEE HORNY RAT MUPPETS PLEASE

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OKAY LOOK I'VE SEEN TREASURE PLANET

I KNOW SILVER IS EXTRA NICE AND GENTLE WITH JIM BECAUSE HE WANTS THE MAP AND THE TREASURE

BUT TIM CURRY IN PIRATE GEAR BEING GENTLE TO A CHILD IS GOING TO MAKE ME WEEP I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

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hold on are we pretending kermit's name isn't kermit or is captain smollett a different person

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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH HORNY PUPPETS

PLEASE DON'T DAVE STRIDER ME, BRO

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the way they make kermit's face twitch is sometimes deeply hilarious but also sometimes deeply uncanny valley unsettling

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NO NOT RIZZO AND GONZO DON'T HURT THEM

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HEY.

NO.

STOP THIS.

I DID NOT SIGN UP TO WATCH MUPPET BDSM.

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"This won't work, he likes it!"

THE MOST GODDAMN CURSED THING EVER

GOD

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT GONZO

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HOOMHUM IS A SWEETHEART!!! Please check out her thread and help her if you can!!!

https://twitter.com/hoomhumhobbit/status/1243988559247429633?s=20

Help 6/-
Alright, we've got the map locked up...

and now we're marooned or w/e it's called lol

stuck with no wind!!!!

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March 2020

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OH MY GOD THERE'S A WHOLE SONG

"I GOT CABIN FEVER, IT'S BURNING IN MY BRAIN"

LMFAOOOOO THIS IS AMAZING

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LMFAOOOO THEM ALL BEING EMBARRASSED AFTER IS HILARIOUS

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GOD YOUR INEVITABLE BETRAYAL IS GOING TO DESTROY ME

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OH NOOOOOOOOO MR ARROW

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NO DON'T GIVE TIM YOUR KEYS!!!!

MR ARROW YOU GOTDANG FOOL!!!!

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rip u fool of a muppet

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"And my pants are filled with starfish!"
"... You and your hobbies!"

HEY IS GONZO JUST 1000 FETISHES IN A WAISTCOAT

LIKE

WHAT'S GOING ON

I HATE THIS I TAKE BACK MY EARLIER LIKE OF GONZO

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UH OH JIM IS OVERHEARING SILVER REVEAL HIS EVIL PLANS

OH MY HEART

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Time to help another! Go check this person out, who's also doing commissions!!!

https://twitter.com/kasoclaw/status/1243991636012564482?s=20

Help 7/-
SILVER DON'T PULL HIM DOWN INTO THE BOAT

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GODDAMN IT SILVER.

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oh my god how did he get even more hot

h o w

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they put tim curry in a fancy pirate outfit and gave him long hair and a beard and made him sing all just to personally attack me so i, a known anti-horny on main, would be forced to show the depths of my thirst for this man.

the bastards.

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"I could have been in politics because I've always been a big spender"

THIS IS HITTING TOO CLOSE RIGHT NOW, MUPPETS MOVIE

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if jim doesn't want to join the pirates can i join them

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DON'T LIKE JUST THE GLOWING EYES DON'T LIKE 'EM

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE

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"Well there's an informed opinion."

LMFAOOOOOOO

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GONZO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR TORTURE, STARFISH, AND SACRIFICIAL FETISHES I SWEAR TO GOD

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Ceryes is making lovely colouring things on patreon! CHECK IT OUT!

https://twitter.com/cypheroftyr/status/1242456008791928833?s=20

Help 8/-
Not sure how i feel about the inhabitants of this island

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IS THAT JUST A REAL ACTUAL ELEPHANT WHAT THE FUCK

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oh my god it's her

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how does one small green puppet face convey so many emotions

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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SEE THE PUPPETS GET HORNY AGAIN

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uh oh all the chests are empty and the treasure is gone!!!!

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WAIT NO WHAT DON'T KILL SILVER

NOT WHEN HE JUST GOT EVEN HOTTER

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oh no they just tied him up

which is fine

you know

not to be gonzo about this

it's just fine that he's tied up now.

totally fine.

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ALSO THE BIT ABOUT SHOOTING DEAD TOM WAS VERY GODDAMN FUNNY

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no comment

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THIS PERSON IS OFFERING AWESOME COMMISSIONS! Check it out!!!

https://twitter.com/TheGreeninator/status/1242892667886792704?s=20

Help 9/-
i'm in this picture and i don't like it

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YES HE'S ALSO PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU CLUELESS

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OH MY GOD MR ARROW IS BACK AND HE'S OKAY

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DHJSADJSHADJADHJS LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD

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take him to TASK miss piggy

"the cake... was filled... with lemON CUSTARD!!!!!"

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OKAY THE WAY MISS PIGGY SAID "LONG" JOHN WAS DEEPLY TERRIBLE AND I HATE IT

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"Oh no, him too?"

KERMIT 1) YOU DON'T GET TO COMMENT ON MISS PIGGY'S LOVERS WHEN YOU GODDAMN JILTED HER AND 2) I AM BURDENED WITH TERRIBLE TERRIBLE KNOWLEDGE NOW

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hjhdsfhjdsfhjs oh my god the islanders like 'fuck your guns we're out' is very good

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LMAO THE GHOST OF MR ARROW WAS VERY FUNNY

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DFKJADKSDKJKJDSKJD OH MY GOD MISS PIGGY LMFAOOOOOO

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THIS PERSON ALSO DOES FAB COMMISSIONS!!!! Check it out please!!!!

https://twitter.com/spectrumstungun/status/1242871559339085825?s=20

Help 10/-
oh my god he's so happy

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THEY'RE GONNA RESCUE KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY

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AHHHHH THEY CAUGHT THEM LMAO

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IT WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE THE MOVIE LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD

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FUCK YES MISS PIGGY BEAT THEM THE FUCK UP

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"Aren't you meant to be fighting against us?"
"Are you kidding? I love you guys!"

LMAOOOOOOO AMAZING

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god what a fucking MOOD of a face

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IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THIS MOVIE HAD TIM CURRY SWORD FIGHTING A FROG PUPPET I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF LMAO

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oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit he still has the keys though!!!!

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OH NO DON'T MAKE SILVER CRY I'LL CRY TOO

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This person was laid off from work and has wonderful commissions going!!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!

https://twitter.com/Millie_Coqui/status/1242843162621743108?s=20

Help 11/-
OH NO PLEASE DON'T CRY

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OH HE GAVE HIM BACK THE COMPASS

GOOD!!! GOOD!!!!!!!!

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OH NO OH GOD WAIT THE BOAT WAS UNSAFE

OH NO TIM CURRY OH NO

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DSAHJDHKJADHJSHADS

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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excuse me did miss piggy just call kermit daddy

this film is SO HORNY what the fuCK

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OH THE END!
That film was SO fun! No 'OH THAT'S WHERE X', but good to see a muppets film! Only 2 scary muppets, and no dinos. Too horny for puppets tho. 10/10 loved it! THANKS FOR JOINING ME!

Here's my info but help others before me!

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