ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!

Muppet Treasure Island for tonight& #39;s #YubiViews! Once more I will be doing the helping tweets every 10 tweets, so please check them out and help where you can!

I have never seen a Muppet film. I have seen 2 seasons of Black Sails and Treasure Planet.

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So I vaguely know the story of Treasure Island, right? We go, we& #39;re pirates, we get treasure! I even remember some names from the above 2 shows! Like Long John Silver! And... uh....

.... okay i might only remember him. Jim Hawkins?? Jim?? Someone is Jim, I think.

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Good news, I do know some muppets! There& #39;s Miss Piggy. She& #39;s a pig. She says "Oh Kermie". I think people are meant to find her hot? Is she married to Kermit? Kermit is a frog. He was in a vine singing "shorty I know" and it& #39;s very fun. We& #39;ve got Elmo. He& #39;s red.

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We also have the gay ones Bert and Ernie? (Brett and Arnie? Brock and Eddy?) One is round one is long. There& #39;s also one which looks like a shrimp with big googly eyes and makes a high pitched scream. I don& #39;t like that muppet.
Now, I& #39;m ASSUMING there& #39;s people, too?

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But there might not be. Might just be muppets the whole way down. There& #39;s also the Cookie Monster but maybe the treasure for him is cookies in this film, who knows.

I assume this film is Pirate Puppets and I won& #39;t be face-blind because puppets! Hurray! Let& #39;s go!

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oh my god what this is a disney film???? i did not know muppets were disney

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WAIT TIM CURRY IS IN THIS?!

WHY THE FUCK DIDN& #39;T ANYONE TELL ME TIM CURRY IS IN THIS!!!!!! GOD!!!!! I& #39;M SO EXCITED

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BILLY CONNOLLY IS ALSO IN THIS WHAT THE HECK LMAO THAT& #39;S EXCELLENT

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This is a banging tune already tbh

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fun fact: i love dolls, but the puppets are giving me The Heebs lmfao

also these singing Easter Island heads are VERY cool and DEEPLY terrifying

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LOOK IT& #39;S BILLY CONNOLLY LOOK I RECOGNISED HIM!!!! ARE YOU ALL PROUD OF ME!!! ALSO HIS ACCENT IS VERY DISTINCTIVE!!!!

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this is wild apparently humans and muppets just merrily co-exist and no one questions it okay

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JIM HAWKINS I WAS RIGHT I AM TWO FOR TWO TODAY FUCK YEAH!!!! CRUSHING IT.

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i like this muppet and his star treck references

(no i haven& #39;t seen it but i& #39;ve seen star wars and i know that line isn& #39;t in star wars)

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dkjsdskj "Now that& #39;s catchy!" love the 4th wall breaking oh my god

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this tavern owner lady is Very Good and also SO THERE& #39;S JUST SENTIENT PIG MUPPETS BUT PEOPLE STILL EAT PORK??? WHAT????? NO OFFENCE SIRS INDEED.

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wow no need to come for us all like that

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"I& #39;ll wash."
"I& #39;ll dry."
"I& #39;ll break."

LMAOOOO also okay so they& #39;re Gonzo and Rizzo! I& #39;m learning. I& #39;m following.

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oh my fucking god is this a musical

IS THIS A MUSICAL WITH TIM CURRY IN IT

DOES HE SING

LORD PLEASE LET HIM BE HOT PLEASE

ALSO LET HIM NOT DIE

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Okay ngl "there& #39;s gotta be something better" song actually made me tear up

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Uh oh Billy has the horrors and now there& #39;s an onimous shadow at the door

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DEEPLY SCARY MUPPET

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you know, i never thought about whether you could kill a muppet but now i am beyond curious...

... can you shoot a muppet???? Can muppets die???? i mean it& #39;s a disney film apparently so i guess not but????

the QUESTIONS

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THE BLACK SPOT!!!

this is in pirates of the caribbean!!! it& #39;s a curse!!!!!!

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UM HEY WHAT THE FUCK

BILLY ARE YOU OKAY

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DSAJKDKJSDKJSAKJASD

OH MY GOD WAHT THE FUCK LMFAO I WAS JUST.............

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oh wait he& #39;s okay lmfao

AND HE HAS THE MAP!!!!

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I TAKE IT BACK HE& #39;S NOT OKAY

ALSO SAGE ADVICE DON& #39;T RUN WITH POINTY THINGS

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HELL YEAH THE TAVERN OWNER LADY IS BEATING UP THE EVIL MUPPETS

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.............................. DID THE FUCKING MUPPETS COIN THE TERM "OH WOOF" TO MEAN SOMETHING BAD

DID THE FUCKING

M U P P E T S

COIN THAT TERM?????

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HOW DOES SHE DO THAT???? I love her

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THIS THE SCREAMING ONE

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beaker can FUCK OFF

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I do love Trelawny the Himbo a lot tho

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........................... is this...... old bert and ernie....?

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IS THIS TIM CURRY

THIS IS TIM CURRY RIGHT

HE HAS THE BIG TIM CURRY EYES BUT HE DOESN& #39;T SOUND LIKE HIM

EITHER WAY HE& #39;S FUCKIN GORGEOUS

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OH HE LAUGHED IT& #39;S DEFINITELY TIM CURRY I RECOGNISE THE LAUGH

FUCK YES

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OH SHIT TIM CURRY IS JOHN SILVER!!! FUCK!!! OKAY THAT& #39;S VERY GOOD!!!

Also he& #39;s doing an Accent and that& #39;s why I didn& #39;t recognise his voice lmaooooo

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god he& #39;s even got long hair i& #39;m in heaven

also his pet lobster is VERY good dkjfdkjfkjdf

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ALRIGHT LET& #39;S SEE WHO THE CAPTAIN IS THEN

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okay this captain sounds terrifying

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WHAT the FUCK is THAT

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oh my fucking god it& #39;s kermit

of course the captain is kermit

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you gotdang jinxed it now jim

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mr arrow has a god damn thirst for blood oh my god take a fuckin nap pal

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"Let& #39;s not get sloppy now that we& #39;re singing!"

LMFAOOOOO

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jesus the edgy gang& #39;s all here huh

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oh my god is tim about to sing

LET TIM SING!!!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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OLD TOM, REAL OLD TOM, DEAD TOM

THESE FUCKING NAMES ARE CRACKING ME UP

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LMFAOOOOOOO I MEAN KERMIT IS NOT WRONG

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this is a dry voyage and as a fellow non-drinker i appreciate that

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I DON& #39;T WANT TO SEE HORNY RAT MUPPETS PLEASE

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OKAY LOOK I& #39;VE SEEN TREASURE PLANET

I KNOW SILVER IS EXTRA NICE AND GENTLE WITH JIM BECAUSE HE WANTS THE MAP AND THE TREASURE

BUT TIM CURRY IN PIRATE GEAR BEING GENTLE TO A CHILD IS GOING TO MAKE ME WEEP I CAN& #39;T HANDLE THIS

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hold on are we pretending kermit& #39;s name isn& #39;t kermit or is captain smollett a different person

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PLEASE DON& #39;T MAKE ME WATCH HORNY PUPPETS

PLEASE DON& #39;T DAVE STRIDER ME, BRO

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the way they make kermit& #39;s face twitch is sometimes deeply hilarious but also sometimes deeply uncanny valley unsettling

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NO NOT RIZZO AND GONZO DON& #39;T HURT THEM

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HEY.

NO.

STOP THIS.

I DID NOT SIGN UP TO WATCH MUPPET BDSM.

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"This won& #39;t work, he likes it!"

THE MOST GODDAMN CURSED THING EVER

GOD

I DIDN& #39;T NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT GONZO

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Alright, we& #39;ve got the map locked up...

and now we& #39;re marooned or w/e it& #39;s called lol

stuck with no wind!!!!

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March 2020

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OH MY GOD THERE& #39;S A WHOLE SONG

"I GOT CABIN FEVER, IT& #39;S BURNING IN MY BRAIN"

LMFAOOOOO THIS IS AMAZING

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LMFAOOOO THEM ALL BEING EMBARRASSED AFTER IS HILARIOUS

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GOD YOUR INEVITABLE BETRAYAL IS GOING TO DESTROY ME

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OH NOOOOOOOOO MR ARROW

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NO DON& #39;T GIVE TIM YOUR KEYS!!!!

MR ARROW YOU GOTDANG FOOL!!!!

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rip u fool of a muppet

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"And my pants are filled with starfish!"
"... You and your hobbies!"

HEY IS GONZO JUST 1000 FETISHES IN A WAISTCOAT

LIKE

WHAT& #39;S GOING ON

I HATE THIS I TAKE BACK MY EARLIER LIKE OF GONZO

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UH OH JIM IS OVERHEARING SILVER REVEAL HIS EVIL PLANS

OH MY HEART

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SILVER DON& #39;T PULL HIM DOWN INTO THE BOAT

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GODDAMN IT SILVER.

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oh my god how did he get even more hot

h o w

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they put tim curry in a fancy pirate outfit and gave him long hair and a beard and made him sing all just to personally attack me so i, a known anti-horny on main, would be forced to show the depths of my thirst for this man.

the bastards.

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"I could have been in politics because I& #39;ve always been a big spender"

THIS IS HITTING TOO CLOSE RIGHT NOW, MUPPETS MOVIE

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if jim doesn& #39;t want to join the pirates can i join them

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DON& #39;T LIKE JUST THE GLOWING EYES DON& #39;T LIKE & #39;EM

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE

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"Well there& #39;s an informed opinion."

LMFAOOOOOOO

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GONZO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR TORTURE, STARFISH, AND SACRIFICIAL FETISHES I SWEAR TO GOD

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Not sure how i feel about the inhabitants of this island

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IS THAT JUST A REAL ACTUAL ELEPHANT WHAT THE FUCK

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oh my god it& #39;s her

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how does one small green puppet face convey so many emotions

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PLEASE DON& #39;T MAKE ME SEE THE PUPPETS GET HORNY AGAIN

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uh oh all the chests are empty and the treasure is gone!!!!

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WAIT NO WHAT DON& #39;T KILL SILVER

NOT WHEN HE JUST GOT EVEN HOTTER

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oh no they just tied him up

which is fine

you know

not to be gonzo about this

it& #39;s just fine that he& #39;s tied up now.

totally fine.

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ALSO THE BIT ABOUT SHOOTING DEAD TOM WAS VERY GODDAMN FUNNY

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no comment

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i& #39;m in this picture and i don& #39;t like it

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YES HE& #39;S ALSO PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU CLUELESS

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OH MY GOD MR ARROW IS BACK AND HE& #39;S OKAY

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DHJSADJSHADJADHJS LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD

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take him to TASK miss piggy

"the cake... was filled... with lemON CUSTARD!!!!!"

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OKAY THE WAY MISS PIGGY SAID "LONG" JOHN WAS DEEPLY TERRIBLE AND I HATE IT

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"Oh no, him too?"

KERMIT 1) YOU DON& #39;T GET TO COMMENT ON MISS PIGGY& #39;S LOVERS WHEN YOU GODDAMN JILTED HER AND 2) I AM BURDENED WITH TERRIBLE TERRIBLE KNOWLEDGE NOW

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hjhdsfhjdsfhjs oh my god the islanders like & #39;fuck your guns we& #39;re out& #39; is very good

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LMAO THE GHOST OF MR ARROW WAS VERY FUNNY

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DFKJADKSDKJKJDSKJD OH MY GOD MISS PIGGY LMFAOOOOOO

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oh my god he& #39;s so happy

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THEY& #39;RE GONNA RESCUE KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY

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AHHHHH THEY CAUGHT THEM LMAO

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IT WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE THE MOVIE LMFAOOOOOO OH MY GOD

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FUCK YES MISS PIGGY BEAT THEM THE FUCK UP

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"Aren& #39;t you meant to be fighting against us?"
"Are you kidding? I love you guys!"

LMAOOOOOOO AMAZING

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god what a fucking MOOD of a face

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IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THIS MOVIE HAD TIM CURRY SWORD FIGHTING A FROG PUPPET I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF LMAO

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oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit he still has the keys though!!!!

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OH NO DON& #39;T MAKE SILVER CRY I& #39;LL CRY TOO

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OH NO PLEASE DON& #39;T CRY

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OH HE GAVE HIM BACK THE COMPASS

GOOD!!! GOOD!!!!!!!!

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OH NO OH GOD WAIT THE BOAT WAS UNSAFE

OH NO TIM CURRY OH NO

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DSAHJDHKJADHJSHADS

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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excuse me did miss piggy just call kermit daddy

this film is SO HORNY what the fuCK

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OH THE END!
That film was SO fun! No & #39;OH THAT& #39;S WHERE X& #39;, but good to see a muppets film! Only 2 scary muppets, and no dinos. Too horny for puppets tho. 10/10 loved it! THANKS FOR JOINING ME!

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