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GOD han solo is hot can’t believe my brain was so hung up on anakin
how could I ever forget??? so disappointed in myself
clearly it’s been too long since I watched the originals
“i recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board” let’s talk about how princess leia is the master of sick burns
why alderaan just look like earth
will anything ever make me laugh as much as the attempts to add special effects to these movies after the fact lol
GOD I LOVE THE FALCON I WANT TO LIVE THERE
the “Wookiee’s have been known to do that” line abt pulling arms out is even better bc I just think about @CharrCar00 when we ‘played’ the Star Wars game and she was an “arms dealer”
back to me appreciating han solo’s profile:
“that’s no moon”
“i have a very bad feeling about this”
we love iconic lines
“i have a very bad feeling about this”
we love iconic lines
vader is just??? so much more intimidating??? than kyle??????
“a presence I have not felt since-“ ow :-(
han and luke in the stormtrooper suits is a Look
I LOVE luke but I forgot how whiny he is initially lmao tbf I know he’s young and going through some shit
am I wrong
ah the ol Wookiee prisoner gag
2187???? AS IN FN2187??????????????? im sure someone else has already caught this reference but I missed it the first time lol
“boring conversation anyway” han is me and I am han
“the last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master” ow ow ow
“somebody has to save our skins. into the garbage chute flyboy!” anyway leia is my wife now
“either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her” well 
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the trash chute scene truly is a classic
i......will never love a female character as much as i love leia organa(-solo)
me, remembering harrison and carrie Did It
“no reward is worth this” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face"> u sure tho
the heart eyes leia makes when han and chewie run off so that Luke and leia can get back lmaooo
vader and obi wan seeing each other again for the first time really Hits Different since I became emotionally invested in both of them lmao
i just love obi wan so much
i really do love the relationship between han and luke tho
oof the look han gives leia when they’re arguing about the reward and she says he’ll get paid and leaves
“you think a princess and a guy like me-“
“no.”
“no.”
chewie encouraging han to help I love him
han trying to get luke to leave with him!!!!!! im emo
“that little droid and I have been through a lot together” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
and R2 took care of anakin too I’m-
way too engrossed in this battle scene
the way 3po is worried when Luke says “ive lost R2” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> WHOLESOME
WHEN THEY ALL HUG EACH OTHER AFTER!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT
“if any of my circuits will help I’ll gladly donate them” C3PO and R2 really are married
and that’s the end of new hope!!! not sure when I’ll watch ESB but it’s my favorite SW movie of all so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
IM BACK YALL time for ESB
i always think about how they did the effects for the OG trilogy and like I know the ones in Disney+ are the updated ones but it’s still impressive
“han old buddy” sounds an awful lot like “old sport”
han in a winter coat? beautiful. stunning.
leia’s hoth look is my FAVORITE leia look
the LOOK she gives him when he’s “leaving”
“we need? what about you need?” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
few things make me laugh as much as “I’d sooner kiss a Wookiee!” “I CAN ARRANGE THAT!”
when han stays bc he’s worried about luke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
why this dude look like the abominable snowman from Rudolph but nightmare version
me literally anytime R2 beeps
R2’s little sad-panic beep when they close the doors on hoth big OOF
obi wan while luke is dying of hypothermia: [force ghost gps directions]
han went Full Protective Mode immediately when he finds luke I LOVE HIM SO MUCH im really not ready to watch TFA again
rogue two eh??
my favorite Leia insult of all time
oh no the kiss https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">
carrie’s side profile really was just PERFECT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏼" title="Ok hand (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (medium light skin tone)">
do u think vader feels weird referring to luke as skywalker? like i know the point is that he “isn’t anakin” anymore but it still feels weird
when chewie hugs luke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> and the Look between han and luke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Vader’s egg chamber lmaooo
TRULY the way leia commands respect and she’s so small! i love her so much!!!
how many stations are on this planet
3PO and R2 back at it again with the old married couple antics
he dismantled it and fell off and then just LAID THERE WHILE IT EXPLODED
leia: calls the falcon a bucket of bolts
the falcon: bitch tf did u say
the falcon: bitch tf did u say
luke just fucks off to a different system without telling anyone while the empire is attacking lmfao
“never tell me the odds” das RIGHT baby
luke just landed on dagobah and now i keep remembering that tumblr post that’s like “luke’s guy walker” and “on dagobah with “that gay frog” dwvquakwbw
THIS POST i swear i mm not drunk yet
the way han just constantly roasts 3PO
“i haven’t got time for anything else” and that smirk OOF
the way Yoda is just full on feral when he first meets luke lmfao
THEYRE GONNA KISS IM READY
the c in c3po stands for c*ckblock
palpatine: kill ur son
vader: but i want to show him how to play catch n murder rebels :-(
palpatine: ya okay
vader: but i want to show him how to play catch n murder rebels :-(
palpatine: ya okay
that made more sense in my head
obi wan implying he was angry when he started training bc obi wan went thru some shit but NO ONE CARES it’s fine I’m fine i luv obi juan whoever the fuck
“you will be” that’s not vague and terrifying at all
“is the dark side stronger?” “NO” said that awful fast there yoda
i got caught up in the movie lmao anyway i understand why yoda does what he does but i always laugh when he’s moving stones while hanging upside down lmao
i understand that u don’t actually FEEL the weight of what u lift with the force but it’s funny that luke lifts a rock and tiny yoda bench presses a whole ass ship
when leia just turns off 3PO mid sentence, the ultimate power move
LANDOOOOO o man here we go
UGH han and leia truly look too good together
han and lando flirting lmao
obi wan really tried so hard to help the skywalker family
honestly leia’s outfits in ESB as a whole are Grade A
time for dinner with dad!!!
“they never even asked me any questions” made me tear up lmao
OH NO THE CARBONITE SCENE
chewie just PLOWIN through those stormtroopers lmao
“i love you.” “i know.” MIGHT B CRYIN
thinkin about all the shit leia goes through and then the shit her son pulls in the sequels this is why I don’t like kyle ron
belatedly realizing luke is fighting vader with his own lightsaber https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face"> im fine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">
3PO basically saying “HONEY LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME”
vader trying to strike luke down but also saying “that’s my boy” lmao
alright y’all it’s TIME for the BIG REVEAL
“don’t make me destroy you” sounds an awful lot like “don’t make me kill you” and now I’m sad again
vader: join me son!
luke: yeets himself
luke: yeets himself
how could anyone ever not believe leia could use the force
“Ben why didn’t you tell me?” bitch how? “btw, ur meant to be a Jedi & ur dad is one of the most powerful/evil beings in the universe hell bent on fascist rule & the dark side!! he’s assisted in the slaughter of many civilizations! u wanna hold this hot stick that was his?”
i fully understand how obi wan could have told him but it’s still funny to think about
join my next time for ROTJ!! or don’t, I know I’m annoying but hopefully ur mildly entertained
