Troopers in the back are watching an A+ soap opera

"We're a dyad Rey"

"OMG did you hear that?? He said dyad"

"Hold on. What's a dyad?"

"You didn't read the romance novel I gave you??"

"Did he just... unmasked?? Is he even allowed to do that?"

"Oh, shut up, he's the Supreme Leader"

"Is it all for the scaveng-Oh shit he's holding out his hand. You think she'll take it??"

"I would... What are you doing!?"

*presses record* "This one will break the holonet"

"I remember him carrying her"

"Whom?"

"Kylo Ren carried the Jedi to his shuttle from the woods, I was there, I'm telling you"

"That sounds like a cheesy holoshow. Now you're making up stories"

"You heard the gossip last year? The Scavenger surrendered"

"I know. That's when Snoke was killed."

"Isn't it strange? How she got away from that?"

"There were blind items on FO Secret Gossip portal"

"You follow that page??"

"What? Everyone does!"

"Do you know who owns the page? Kylo Ren would execute that person1"

"I don't know. But the portal is very well organized. So, it's someone who takes their job seriously. And is very on the schedule."

"Now it makes sense. You remember how he stopped shaving?"

"I do. That was.. unusual"

"And how he told that he was an intern and we all pretended like we didn't notice"

"Seemed like he was going through it"

"Man, I do hope she takes his hand. The shit is getting out of hand"