Hi y'all this will be a thread of funny/weird 911 calls I have taken. (And probably some calls my coworkers have taken as well) Please enjoy.

From a co worker:
Clr- I am under attack.

What do you mean by under attack?

Clr- Someone just threw a banana split at me.

Sir, that does not mean you are under attack.

Clr- I was just at the park and it is just too crowded. The people are not practicing social distancing at all. Why are people outside?
Me- You did say you were at the park too, correct?
Clr- Well yeah
Me to me:

*call took place around 5:30am*
Clr- Ma'am were you working at 1am

Me-Yes why?

Clr- Because I had a dream that Jeff the thief came up there with a rocket launcher and blew y'all up. I just wanted to check on you guys.

Me- Uhhhhh no we are okay. Thanks for checking....

Clr- I just found my stolen veh.
Me-Okay what is your location?
Clr- I don't know. But I didn't even know it was stolen until now.
Me- Where was it stolen from?

*clr gives an address that is not valid*

Clr- Also there were people fighting.

Me to me- wtfffff

Clr- He just kicked in the door and threw me.
Me- Who threw you?
Clr- My bf.
*further in the call*
Clr- He just took her keys.
Me- Your keys?
Clr- No my wife's keys.
Me- So is it your bf or your wife's?
Clr- My wife's bf.

Y'all this call was a mess from start to finish.

Clr- Hi yes I need an emergency squad here.
Me- What is the address.
*clr gives address*
Me- Okay sir, what is going on there?
Clr- Someone was shot out front.
Me- Did you see the suspect?
Clr- No, but I see the person who was shot.

Me-

Clr- I accidentally shot myself.

Me- How did you do that?

Clr- Well I sleep with my gun and...

Me to me-

This thread will also contain funny/weird calls I have received on the admin line as well.