Pandemic classes
1) Very wealthy: In mansions making annoying as fuck videos. Some sing in them
2) Upper class professionals: In vacation homes in rural towns they have infected
3) Aspirational professionals: Back with parents in above. Or stuck in NYC apartment with weed stash
4) Middle class: Stuck in smaller home with kids, grandparents, & an odd hanger on they picked up along way. Most still have to work daily & are being exposed to virus. Lots of bills coming due
5) Lower Middle Class: Same. But smaller home. More people. More bills coming due
6) Working class: Working bringing stuff to all of above. On farms, in factories producing food, in trucks delivering food. As janitors in hospitals, as cops, as firefighters, at post office. Keeping shit running. Getting exposed every day. Come home to house filled & frustrated.
7) Poor: Trying to work, but nothing. Trying to quarantine, maybe. But they got little space, lots of obligations & tons of bills coming. 5th floor walk up with one bathroom & 9 people. Shit getting frustrating. Bodega running low & over-priced anyhow. Can't stock up. Fuck this
8) Very poor: In shelters, public housing, on streets, or section 8. Everything closing & no place to go to hang and get warm or clean up. Or place to escape the fucking crap going down in the shelter. Walk outside and it is martial law. Cops with masks. End times are coming.
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