Brianna, who has never seen any of the Marvel movies, has decided that we will watch them all in order together. I will be using this thread to keep everyone up to date about her thoughts on each movie
Update after Captain America: The First Avenger, anytime Peggy and Cap were on screen Brianna shouted that they should kiss. She also referred to the Tesseract as the Tesla the entire film...
Captain Marvel, Brianna laughed/giggled every time the Flerken came on screen then screamed when it swallowed the Tesseract
Iron Man, anytime there was a twist or big reveal Brianna turned to me like this. Happened at least 3 times
Iron Man 2, any time Tony Stark put on his Iron Man suit or used his high level technology Brianna would go “Tyler isn’t this so cool?!” to which I responded by saying “uh huh very cool” each and every time...
Thor, while Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman were talking in a scene Brianna goes “I hope they’re friends in real life”
Avengers (yes we are on a serious movie watching binge right now), Brianna asked a very important question “Where is Captain Marvel during all of this?” She also basically cried when Agent Phil Coulson died. She became so attached so quickly, it was truly heartbreaking for her
Iron Man 3, moments before Pepper fell to her “death” Brianna goes “damn she’s hot I really like her!” Pepper fell into a fire and Brianna spent the next 7 minutes yelling about how the movie shouldn’t have killed her off. Needless to say she was thrilled when Pepper came back
Thor: Dark Wold,
Brianna: “never trust someone who has a ponytail”
Me: “Thor sorta has a ponytail”
Brianna: “yea but he’s hot”

Double standard 🤔🤔🤔
Captain America: Winter Soldier, Brianna was once again devastated when Fury “died”. I’m getting more and more nervous for her as we get further along in these movies #Snap 🤯😳😢
Guardians of the Galaxy, Brianna started crying within the first six minutes of the movie. A new record for her
Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Brianna no longer wants us to get a dog. She is demanding I find us Baby Groot
Avengers: Age of Ultron, Brianna said she couldn’t focus all movie because any time Ultron spoke she kept thinking about Robert California from The Office
Ant-Man, Brianna could not stop laughing at the fact that the Scott Lang decided to name the ant he rides around Anthony. She thought it was the most clever and funny name for an ant
Captain America: Winter Soldier, this was easily Brianna’s least favorite movie so far. She did not enjoy watching her friends fight one another
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