Hmm, need more alcohol then I’ll finish this. Brb.

13. Nie MingJue- ‘It’s Like That’ by Run-DMC

Look, just...imagine NMJ break dancing. Imagine it.

https://youtu.be/TLGWQfK-6DY ">https://youtu.be/TLGWQfK-6...

14. Nie HuaiSang- ‘Believe’ by Cher

This was the easiest to choose of the entire lothttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

https://youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw ">https://youtu.be/nZXRV4Mez...

15. Mianmian - ‘Ray of Light’ by Madonna

This song was named after Mianmian, that’s just how it is.

https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY ">https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxV...

16. Song Lan and Xiao XingChen- ‘(Everything I do) I do it for You’ by Bryan Adams

These two get to share a song, because they didn’t get to share their lives together...not that I’m sad or anything.

https://youtu.be/Y0pdQU87dc8 ">https://youtu.be/Y0pdQU87d...

17. Jin GuangYao- ‘Toxic’ by Britney Spears

THERE WAS NO OTHER SONG FOR JGY THIS HAD TO BE IT

https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU ">https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7...

18. Xue Yang - ‘Every Breath You Take’ by The Police

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes"> the lyrics https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs ">https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKp...

19. Wen Chao - ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy

The refrain to every single one of Wen Chao’s bad decisions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

https://youtu.be/Qv5fqunQ_4I ">https://youtu.be/Qv5fqunQ_...

20. Jin ZiXun - ‘Crossroads’ by Blazin’ Squad.

An irredeemably sh*te song for an irredeemably sh*te man.

https://youtu.be/MXh3sueSxps ">https://youtu.be/MXh3sueSx...

21. Su She - ‘Mickey’ by Lolly

Saving the worst for last. The song is like taking screws to your ears. I am absolutely sure this is what people hear when Demonic Cultivation is driving them insane.

https://youtu.be/cEiDi3Oksew ">https://youtu.be/cEiDi3Oks...

And that brings us to the end of this auditory ‘adventure’ through the dark and strange times that were the 90s and early 00s. Time to reset my ears and rewatch CQL.