Thread by @CriminalCosta, Going to post a picture of Diego Costa’s arse every day until [...]

Going to post a picture of Diego Costa’s arse every day until the lockdown ends in the UK. I’m sorry.

Day 1 or 1001 depending on how you view it. 21 years of age and this is how I’m making a minute pass each day.

Day 2. I remembered.

Day 3. I didn’t remember. Let it slide, the clocks went forward.

Day 4. Posting this reminds me of when things were normal. Comforting.

No ones awake to see this mishap, right? Right?

Getting it out the way early today. Hope you and your families are all healthy and well

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Day 7. A week already. Time flies.

Anyone want me to post a pic of Costa’s arse, lift the mood a bit

Nothing better to do so here we are

An official message from the Costa thread. Stay home. Thank you

Likes decreasing on every post. The harsh reality sets in. It was fun for a few days but now you have to see it every night. I’ll make sure you do.

Another day. Same ass.

Wonder if seagulls know that there’s gonna be no chips to steal this summer

Day 14. It’s been 2 weeks already. For how long will lockdown continue? Will I be doing this forever?

Hello

Diego Costa

Happy Easter

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What is there to say?

This is gonna go on for months isn’t it

Missed the chance to put “Day” before the 19 yesterday but no point doing it today so Day 20.

3 whole weeks of this again, back in the groove

Remembered at the same time today, no alarms involved. Miracle

Mr Diego Costa

Your favourite part of the day

Nothing to see here

A big thank you to @JxkeTaylor for making my vision come to life

My life’s work

Extremely proud to announce it’s been 4 weeks since this started up again so my life has returned to normal

Just another day of Diego

Erm. Bit late. But not in America!

For everyone suffering right now or depressed I hope Costa’s ass can bring a shred of happiness to your bleak existence

Finally I can announce that if you read the first letter of the last 10 tweets you will see a hidden message

someone’s name on Warzone was Eileen Grimshaw and I couldn’t stop laughing

Back to basics today. The original and still the best.

How can I remember to do this every day yet I forget about my one a day antihistamine. Maybe just maybe I should do them at the same time

Ass

Cheeks

There’s a hidden message. If you read the words of the last two tweets and put them together it makes up “ass cheeks” which is what these are

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Add another Tweet

Lockdown continues

Wonder if this thread will revitalise Diego’s career

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Batty

Buttocks

Booty

licious

Bootylicious

I made a dreadful mistake restarting this

Clap clap clap clap clap

Arse

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I believe I’m 51 days into this. Nice!

I believe I’m 52 days into this. Nice!

Hi everyone. This is Ben speaking. Have a nice evening. Ben.

8 years ago today Drogba scored a goal and I cheered and then Drogba scored a penalty and I cried happy Chelsea day

Have a blessed evening one and all

Quadruple cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Bum cheeks

Waka waka eh eh

Gerrard slipped

Neymar Costa link up

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Rump

Clap

Talking about things that should be illegal

Kickin

When does lockdown actually end btw what’s the end point for this I’m not going another 1000 days

Late

Why am I doing this

Going to 100 days whenever that is

CriminalCosta (imagine these are bars cause I have no idea what I’m doing)

Diego Diego Diego Diego

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea

Werner Werner Werner Werner

Havertz Havertz Havertz Havertz

Ziyech Ziyech Ziyech Ziyech

Jeff schlupp jeff schlupp jeff schlupp jeff schlupp

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I believe this should be the 77th or 1077th post. Nice.

Went outside for 5 minutes now have itchy eyes and a runny nose, fuck hay fever gang

Didn’t go outside for 5 minutes now having a comfortable lazy evening #indoorsduringhayfeverseasongang

Buttocks!!

Damn

David Luiz is

He got an ASSist yesterday geddit

- Draw

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- Bruno Fernandes fantasy football points

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- Costa’s ass

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