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Going to post a picture of Diego Costa’s arse every day until the lockdown ends in the UK. I’m sorry.
Day 1 or 1001 depending on how you view it. 21 years of age and this is how I’m making a minute pass each day.
Day 2. I remembered.
Day 3. I didn’t remember. Let it slide, the clocks went forward.
Day 4. Posting this reminds me of when things were normal. Comforting.
No ones awake to see this mishap, right? Right?
Getting it out the way early today. Hope you and your families are all healthy and well 
Day 7. A week already. Time flies.
Anyone want me to post a pic of Costa’s arse, lift the mood a bit
Nothing better to do so here we are
An official message from the Costa thread. Stay home. Thank you
Likes decreasing on every post. The harsh reality sets in. It was fun for a few days but now you have to see it every night. I’ll make sure you do.
Another day. Same ass.
Wonder if seagulls know that there’s gonna be no chips to steal this summer
Day 14. It’s been 2 weeks already. For how long will lockdown continue? Will I be doing this forever?
Hello
Diego Costa
Happy Easter 
What is there to say?
This is gonna go on for months isn’t it
Missed the chance to put “Day” before the 19 yesterday but no point doing it today so Day 20.
3 whole weeks of this again, back in the groove
Remembered at the same time today, no alarms involved. Miracle
Mr Diego Costa
Your favourite part of the day
Nothing to see here
A big thank you to @JxkeTaylor for making my vision come to life
My life’s work
Extremely proud to announce it’s been 4 weeks since this started up again so my life has returned to normal
Just another day of Diego
Erm. Bit late. But not in America!
For everyone suffering right now or depressed I hope Costa’s ass can bring a shred of happiness to your bleak existence
Finally I can announce that if you read the first letter of the last 10 tweets you will see a hidden message
someone’s name on Warzone was Eileen Grimshaw and I couldn’t stop laughing
Back to basics today. The original and still the best.
How can I remember to do this every day yet I forget about my one a day antihistamine. Maybe just maybe I should do them at the same time
Ass
Cheeks
There’s a hidden message. If you read the words of the last two tweets and put them together it makes up “ass cheeks” which is what these are
Add another Tweet
Lockdown continues
Wonder if this thread will revitalise Diego’s career
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Batty
Buttocks
Booty
licious
Bootylicious
I made a dreadful mistake restarting this
Clap clap clap clap clap
I believe I’m 51 days into this. Nice!
I believe I’m 52 days into this. Nice!
Hi everyone. This is Ben speaking. Have a nice evening. Ben.
8 years ago today Drogba scored a goal and I cheered and then Drogba scored a penalty and I cried happy Chelsea day
Have a blessed evening one and all
Quadruple cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Bum cheeks
Waka waka eh eh
Gerrard slipped
Neymar Costa link up 
Rump
Clap
Talking about things that should be illegal
Kickin
When does lockdown actually end btw what’s the end point for this I’m not going another 1000 days
Late
Why am I doing this
Going to 100 days whenever that is
CriminalCosta (imagine these are bars cause I have no idea what I’m doing)
Diego Diego Diego Diego
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea
Werner Werner Werner Werner
Havertz Havertz Havertz Havertz
Ziyech Ziyech Ziyech Ziyech
Jeff schlupp jeff schlupp jeff schlupp jeff schlupp
I believe this should be the 77th or 1077th post. Nice.
Went outside for 5 minutes now have itchy eyes and a runny nose, fuck hay fever gang
Didn’t go outside for 5 minutes now having a comfortable lazy evening #indoorsduringhayfeverseasongang
Buttocks!!
Damn
David Luiz is
He got an ASSist yesterday geddit
- Draw 
- Bruno Fernandes fantasy football points
- Costa’s ass
- Bruno Fernandes fantasy football points
- Costa’s ass
Arsenal are
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
What am I doing with my life
Congratulations Chelsea on a superb win what a season it’s been
92 days.
Let’s just pretend yesterday never happened.
Nice!
This thread will self destruct on the 4th of July
