Going to post a picture of Diego Costa’s arse every day until the lockdown ends in the UK. I’m sorry.
Day 1 or 1001 depending on how you view it. 21 years of age and this is how I’m making a minute pass each day.
Getting it out the way early today. Hope you and your families are all healthy and well
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Likes decreasing on every post. The harsh reality sets in. It was fun for a few days but now you have to see it every night. I’ll make sure you do.
Day 14. It’s been 2 weeks already. For how long will lockdown continue? Will I be doing this forever?
Happy Easter
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A big thank you to @JxkeTaylor for making my vision come to life
Extremely proud to announce it’s been 4 weeks since this started up again so my life has returned to normal
For everyone suffering right now or depressed I hope Costa’s ass can bring a shred of happiness to your bleak existence
Finally I can announce that if you read the first letter of the last 10 tweets you will see a hidden message
How can I remember to do this every day yet I forget about my one a day antihistamine. Maybe just maybe I should do them at the same time
There’s a hidden message. If you read the words of the last two tweets and put them together it makes up “ass cheeks” which is what these are
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8 years ago today Drogba scored a goal and I cheered and then Drogba scored a penalty and I cried happy Chelsea day
Neymar Costa link up
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Didn’t go outside for 5 minutes now having a comfortable lazy evening #indoorsduringhayfeverseasongang
- Draw
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- Bruno Fernandes fantasy football points
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- Costa’s ass
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- Bruno Fernandes fantasy football points
- Costa’s ass