im gonna give myself at least ONE day of buffer between beating 0 and starting this but i wanna play it so badly. so so badly
okay here we go....hi kiryu
Ooh the beginnings in the past...i see
starting the countdown to the THE INCIDENT
What the fuck
Well that specific INCIDENT i was thinking didn't happen yet but poor nishiki...
This date guys got wicked sideburns
W
when we have to go to [REDACTED]'s funeral and drama starts
the feeling of dread anxiety fear surprise i felt when suddenly the person i was talking to got replaced by ??? is unmeasurable
im so sad i didn't get a pic of it but majima was complaining about being cold and kiryu was like "well maybe if you put a shirt on you wouldn't be
"

majima: in case you havenโt noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i donโt โfit inโ and i donโt WANT to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid jacket on? thatโs weird.
i have a cell phone now this is the best day of my life
Well it uh. worked for about 40 minutes
Wtf sniper
its so funny watching kiryu do tough-guy poses against a cute sparkly background. it really is
this remix of heartbreak mermaid is not that good
the other songs r pretty good tho

this date guy seems interesting but i know nothing abt him beyond the fact that 1st time i ever saw him was fanart of him x kiryu so ... we'll have to see
i did a bunch of majima stuff today so that's mostly what i'll be posting
well i found out where majima went off to. hi goromi
nishida: hey majima rented out the whole strip club for you cuz he's throwing you a party for getting out of jail. PLEASE come
me:
me:
well i'll be nice and go. mostly because it's required
majima you suck at dancing

[yakuza kiwami spoilers] i have a theory on what i think is gonna be a big twist but i really don't like it:
[spoilers] (vs unehxn vf 10) 1995 lhzv trgf nffnhygrq -> fbzrgvzr fur qvfnccrnef sebz gur ubfcvgny (jura unehxn jnf obea?) -> unehxn trgf chg va fhasybjre -> zvmhxv nccrnef -> gyqe zvmhxv naq lhzv ner gur fnzr crefba fb unehxn vf qbwvznf vyyrtvgvzngr puvyq sebz gur vapvqrag

i just know that the reveal of whoever [REDACTED]'s father is gonna get ugly *grits teeth*
Oh so now majima's back to actually being evil and not a wacky guy chasing kiryu around
Majima everywhere is fun but it kinda ruins the "ooh majima is an EVIL SCARY guy" mood bc kiryu heard majima's name in the story and was like "that freakin guy" *images of majima from 1995 beating some dude to death* when the last time I saw majima was a friendly bowling match
Kashiwagi what is your damage!!!!!!
obviously i didn't kill him but what?
[yakuza kiwami spoilers] zr jura gurl qba'g fubj lhzv'f snpr va n synfuonpx: HZZZZ BXNL....
favorite majima family members ranking:
1. nishida
2. the guy who tried to kill kiryu for no reason
3.
1. nishida
2. the guy who tried to kill kiryu for no reason
3.
WHY DID THEY PLAY THE SAD TACHIBANA MUSIC DURING THR MALE STRIPPER QUEST 






This chapter isn't that interesting so that's why im not talking abt it that much hehe
me: ooh new female character
her: *is introduced in a really dumb way*
me:
her: *is introduced in a really dumb way*
me:

i have like over 700 xp this is not okay
if u look at majima in first-person view he blows smoke in your face 


[yakuza kiwami spoilers but not really] vg jnfa'g rira gung qrgnvyrq ohg jngpuvat gur ovg jurer xvelh tbg uvf gng jbexrq ba znqr zl fxva penjy...
Well that was an ordeal
Wait huh???
kiryu got tortured in the past??
God this is so painful to watch

Hmmmmm chapter 9 seems to be a chapter you have to play through in one sitting so im done playing for today i think
Wait actually i peeked a little and someone called nishikiyama a "bonehead" 10/10
[chapter 9 spoilers] Whfg erzrzorerq gurer'f n pne punfr va guvf puncgre 


oeb v pna'g qb guvf ntnva




Well i think this is the point in the game when everything starts going downhill.... here we go!
The end of chapter 10 was so messed up
the sergeant of the nishikiyama family was kinda dope though
kazama's 4D chess
well i finished chapter 11. that was pretty crazy
once the majima everywhere system is making the plot kinda funny with how he recovers so easily
chapter 12 is gonna have A LOT of twists and reveals....i just feel it
this game is good it just doesn't make me think as hard as yakuza 0 did...that's why i don't say a lot on this thread