im gonna give myself at least ONE day of buffer between beating 0 and starting this but i wanna play it so badly. so so badly

okay here we go....hi kiryu

Ooh the beginnings in the past...i see

starting the countdown to the THE INCIDENT

What the fuck

Well that specific INCIDENT i was thinking didn't happen yet but poor nishiki...

This date guys got wicked sideburns

W

had my first majima everywhere encounter

when we have to go to [REDACTED]'s funeral and drama starts

this made me so nostalgic...i haven't had a cc lemon in like 10 years...

the feeling of dread anxiety fear surprise i felt when suddenly the person i was talking to got replaced by ??? is unmeasurable

im so sad i didn't get a pic of it but majima was complaining about being cold and kiryu was like "well maybe if you put a shirt on you wouldn't be "

Not even a day out of jail and kiryus already attracting the weirdos of kamurocho again

majima: in case you haven’t noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don’t “fit in” and i don’t WANT to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid jacket on? that’s weird.

i have a cell phone now this is the best day of my life

kiryu is so dumb why does he think this disguise is gonna work

Well it uh. worked for about 40 minutes

Wtf sniper

oh hi...little girl i totally don't know the name of already

good news: found the photo booth

bad news: had an unwanted guest in my first set of photos

its so funny watching kiryu do tough-guy poses against a cute sparkly background. it really is

Woah karaoke tech is so advanced now

this remix of heartbreak mermaid is not that good the other songs r pretty good tho

hanging out w this kid i totally don't know the name of

this date guy seems interesting but i know nothing abt him beyond the fact that 1st time i ever saw him was fanart of him x kiryu so ... we'll have to see

why's he glaring at her like that

i can order carbonara in this game?????? game of the year

*lightning mcqueen voice*

i did a bunch of majima stuff today so that's mostly what i'll be posting

sipping some majima juice

why is this so funny to meeeee

majima's gone missing.......?

omg...

she uses emojis thats so cute

well i found out where majima went off to. hi goromi

HELPPPP

playing a little game called "how close can i sneak up behind majima before he notices me"

this shot is kinda scary

W

i can't stand him

bro

nishida: hey majima rented out the whole strip club for you cuz he's throwing you a party for getting out of jail. PLEASE come
me:

well i'll be nice and go. mostly because it's required

oh really? like what

majima you suck at dancing

Wh

the boy reading this :)

[yakuza kiwami spoilers] i have a theory on what i think is gonna be a big twist but i really don't like it:

[spoilers] (vs unehxn vf 10) 1995 lhzv trgf nffnhygrq -> fbzrgvzr fur qvfnccrnef sebz gur ubfcvgny (jura unehxn jnf obea?) -> unehxn trgf chg va fhasybjre -> zvmhxv nccrnef -> gyqe zvmhxv naq lhzv ner gur fnzr crefba fb unehxn vf qbwvznf vyyrtvgvzngr puvyq sebz gur vapvqrag

i just know that the reveal of whoever [REDACTED]'s father is gonna get ugly *grits teeth*

Oh so now majima's back to actually being evil and not a wacky guy chasing kiryu around

Majima everywhere is fun but it kinda ruins the "ooh majima is an EVIL SCARY guy" mood bc kiryu heard majima's name in the story and was like "that freakin guy" *images of majima from 1995 beating some dude to death* when the last time I saw majima was a friendly bowling match

Kashiwagi what is your damage!!!!!!

#KashiwagiIsOverParty

This was cute

majima thought he could beat me, the virtual bowling expert? I THINK NOT

look at that stance

DUDE

obviously i didn't kill him but what?

hehe

[yakuza kiwami spoilers] zr jura gurl qba'g fubj lhzv'f snpr va n synfuonpx: HZZZZ BXNL....

[yakuza kiwami spoilers]
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DUDE

favorite majima family members ranking:
1. nishida
2. the guy who tried to kill kiryu for no reason
3.

WHY DID THEY PLAY THE SAD TACHIBANA MUSIC DURING THR MALE STRIPPER QUEST

This chapter isn't that interesting so that's why im not talking abt it that much hehe

Now majima thinks he can just come into random fights whenever he wants to GREAT

ooh she got someone's email

Um........

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiryu life lesson of the day: taking walks is fun :)

*looks into the camera*

?

Ah

this guy keeps talking about kiryus chest it's so funny

HELPPP TJIS IS EVEN FUNNIER

he has such a way with words

date...

me: ooh new female character
her: *is introduced in a really dumb way*
me:

kiryu's stare is so intense...

why's this worded like majima is six years old

kiryu puts his hands in his pockets a lot in this game. probably cuz he can reach them now

i have like over 700 xp this is not okay

h.....huh?

kiryu don't be mean

if u look at majima in first-person view he blows smoke in your face

[yakuza kiwami spoilers but not really] vg jnfa'g rira gung qrgnvyrq ohg jngpuvat gur ovg jurer xvelh tbg uvf gng jbexrq ba znqr zl fxva penjy...

hanging out w my boy yuya

figured out how to knock people over again

shopping with date

doing a round of karaoke with lil haruka

helpppp

*kiryu voice* you come here often?

Here we go talking about "him" again

hi majima -_-

*majima voice* save the turtles!

come on man

Well that was an ordeal

Wait huh???

kiryu got tortured in the past??

God this is so painful to watch

Hmmmmm chapter 9 seems to be a chapter you have to play through in one sitting so im done playing for today i think

Wait actually i peeked a little and someone called nishikiyama a "bonehead" 10/10

[chapter 9 spoilers] Whfg erzrzorerq gurer'f n pne punfr va guvf puncgre oeb v pna'g qb guvf ntnva

Well i think this is the point in the game when everything starts going downhill.... here we go!

The end of chapter 10 was so messed up

the sergeant of the nishikiyama family was kinda dope though

kazama's 4D chess

well i finished chapter 11. that was pretty crazy

once the majima everywhere system is making the plot kinda funny with how he recovers so easily

chapter 12 is gonna have A LOT of twists and reveals....i just feel it

this game is good it just doesn't make me think as hard as yakuza 0 did...that's why i don't say a lot on this thread