Lockdown day 1. My son made a poo under the trampoline.

Lockdown day 2. My son is wearing nothing but a dressing gown and sitting spread eagle on all the furniture.

Lockdown day 3. I underestimated how much cheese I was going to need during this time.

Lockdown day 4. My son did a in the toilet. He called me in to come look and said “There were no poos.... and THEN there was THIS” and did this gesture towards the loo:

Lockdown day 5. My 18 month old daughter sneezed INTO my open mouth (wash your hands, they said)

Lockdown day 6. Day 16 of social distancing. I know I joke a lot about how hard it is with kids (it’s really hard!) but it’s also weirdly super special. Just wanted to throw some light into your day. Poop talk to resume tomorrow.

Lockdown day 7. Decided to disinfect the kids bath toys in a shallow tub with some Savlon and bleach. Came back a while later and Eva had upended my entire makeup bag into the water.

Lockdown day 8. The kids are currently “hiding” in a very obvious place. Anton and I are walking around dramatically exclaiming “but WHERE are the children?” while lazily sipping our coffee and mentally high fiving each other. This could go on for hours. Might watch a movie.

Lockdown day 11. We are drawing with chalk on the floor outside. The youngest one dragged herself through all the colours like this.

Lockdown day 13. Today I felt the lowest I’ve been since this whole thing started. Then my 4 year old accidentally peed in his own face while sitting on the loo and I laughed a lot. (He was shocked and disgusted poor thing)

Lockdown day 14. The kids were testing me so much at dinner time that I let out a dramatic scream - for shock value (it worked) - but damn it also felt REALLY good. 10/10 highly recommend.

Lockdown day 16. Anton just put two dome shaped building blocks under his top and called them his “Quaranteets”

Lockdown day 19. Axel is singing his own rendition of Wheels on the Bus - “The doors on the bus go open and BUTT, open and BUTT, open and BUTT”.

(This is my child)