wei wuxian's goldfish memory when it comes to remembering wrongs done against him vs lan wangji's elephant memory when it comes to holding a grudge against the ones who wronged his husband....now THAT is the winning combo
lwj: exactly 14 years and three months ago, you called my husband a demonic-idiot-bitch and refused to give him wine at a banquet. are you prepared to die for your crimes?
and while this is happening wwx is just in the background like "demonic" "idiot" and "bitch" are all pretty suitable words for me lan zhan
i also like to think that sizhui inherited both wwx's goldfish memory for grudges against himself and lwj's elephant memory for grudges against his dads
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