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What college coaches ACTUALLY look like they do for a living:
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Dana Holgorsen (Houston football):
Monster truck mechanic
Monster truck mechanic
Jeremy Pruitt (Tennessee football):
Drivers Ed instructor
Drivers Ed instructor
John Calipari (Kentucky basketball):
Super Mario’s body double
Super Mario’s body double
Bobby Hurley (Arizona State basketball):
Owns a couple Joe’s Crab Shack franchises
Owns a couple Joe’s Crab Shack franchises
Steve Addazio (Colorado State football):
Chief of police in a small town
Chief of police in a small town
Jim Harbaugh (Michigan football):
Hungry Howie’s CEO
Hungry Howie’s CEO
Bruce Weber (Kansas State basketball):
Chick-Fil-A branch manager
Chick-Fil-A branch manager
Bronco Mendenhall (Virginia football):
Virginia lacrosse coach
Virginia lacrosse coach
Mike Leach (Mississippi State football):
Music history professor
Music history professor
Nate Oats (Alabama basketball):
Church youth group leader
Church youth group leader
Gary Patterson (TCU football):
Buc-ee’s franchise owner
Buc-ee’s franchise owner
Mike Brey (Notre Dame basketball):
Food Network food critic
Food Network food critic
Rick Barnes (Tennessee basketball):
Children’s picture book author
Children’s picture book author
Jim Boeheim (Syracuse basketball):
Coroner
Coroner
Dabo Swinney: (Clemson football):
Local park ranger
Local park ranger
Manny Diaz (Miami football):
Owns a boat dealership
Owns a boat dealership
Bill Self (Kansas basketball):
Divorce attorney
Divorce attorney
Jim Christian (Boston College basketball):
High school principal
High school principal
Bill Snyder (retired Kansas State football):
Boy Scouts of America district executive
Boy Scouts of America district executive
Mike White (Florida basketball):
Commercial real estate agent
Commercial real estate agent
Gus Malzahn (Auburn football):
Political columnist
Political columnist
Jamie Dixon (TCU basketball):
Used car salesman
Used car salesman
Herm Edwards (Arizona State football):
Exterminator
Exterminator
Mark Stoops (Kentucky football):
Car insurance salesman
Car insurance salesman
Dan Mullen (Florida football):
Bass Pro Shops marketing director
Bass Pro Shops marketing director
