Dumb things I’ve done for meddies a thread :

I once joined the marimba band because shawty said she loves artistic niggas and she was also in the band. I later got kicked out because I was messing around with her at every session and I was terrible and knew none of the songs

So a few days before House of Gas a girl I was talking to sent me a list of alcohol she wanted and asked me to buy for her because “ she can count on me. “ On the day I probably spent R600 on alcohol only for her and her friends to get lit with it, she didn’t even give me a lamza

I once took 3 taxis from SouthGate to Rosebank to go link up with this hun. I got there and paid for her movie and food then I go in for the kiss and she backs out . I’m like what’s wrong then says she’s not sure about this and doesn’t want to catch herpes ffs

I had a hun who was an academic and religious so she’d pray everyday at break in the auditorium. So I signed up for the maths Olympiad because she was writing too then I started joining her prayer thing for like 3 weeks only for her to curve by saying “ I’m not ready for such”

Grade 6 camp all the baddies were swimming and I wanted to join but I couldn’t swim. So I took and chance by the deep end then ended up drowning. The camp supervisor rescued me out of the pool and everyone was laughing . He then kicked me out the pool in front of the baddies