So-called experts at Imperial College told us to spray thousands of gallons of water directly into a burning building or not only would it be destroyed but the entire block, so we did.

Now it turns out the burning building was only partially damaged, and the rest are fine?

So-called experts at Imperial College told us not to drink and drive, so we stayed sober at the party and then we drove home fine. Not a single accident! If we weren't going to get into an accident, why did we bother staying sober? We need to get to the bottom of this scandal.

Seriously, the wide-spread right-wing vitriol being heaped on the Imperial College report as new projections come out based on more widespread data and following the imposition of social distancing and containment measures is something to see.

From the political movement that thinks it's a real poser why we even need a bunch of environmental laws if our water and air are cleaner than they were and getting cleaner comes why do we need social distancing if the virus outlook is getting better the longer we do it.