Here we go again with a few post partition memes.

Mountbatten leaving visceral lodge with Nehru on 3rd June ‘47 to announce how they’re taking East Punjab and West Bengal: https://twitter.com/MHuzaifaNizam/status/1242867971304886272
Radcliffe after he drew a weird line through the subcontinent with 0 knowledge of it:
Jinnah to Messervy: invade Kashmir.

Messervy: no India is a part of the commonwealth.

Jinnah: *orders tribals to attack*

Messervy: I literally just told you we can’t invade Kashmir.

Jinnah:
Indian soldier: I can’t fight in this kashmiri winter.

Tribal soldier ambushing him from the trees:
India at UN: Pakistani tribals attacked Kashmir.

Pakistan:
Chaudhry Fazlul Haq: *comes back to protest for not creating the 9 other countries he proposed*

Pakistanis: who are you?

Chaudhry Fazlul Haq:
Quaid: when the constitution is ready in 2 years -

Liaquat Ali Khan and the feudal lords in the Constituent assembly:
Quaid: *passes to the next world*

Pakistanis to him for the rest of eternity:
Bogra: We need a solution for this problem with Afghanistan.

Ayub: let’s invade them.

Bogra:
Iskander Mirza: Yeah you’re the Martial law administrator but I’ll rule.

Ayub khan:
Ayub Khan to everyone in the constituent assembly after he abrogated it:
America: India is at war with china. Tell India that you’re with them and end this feud.

Pakistan:
Bhutto to Ayub in ‘65: invade Kashmir, Indians won’t attack the Intl. boundary.

India: *attacks intl. boundary*

Bhutto: Shit lmao

Ayub:
*Battle of Chawinda*

Indian armoured divisions: Guess we’ll just retreat and fight another day.

Pakistanis raining fire on them with latest American anti tank weaponry:
Pakistan and Afghanistan: Literally Hate each other for 3 decades.

Also Pakistan and Afghanistan when the Soviets invaded:
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