Britney Spears claiming to have broken the 100m world record by nearly four seconds is my favourite self-isolation content of the week so far

Alright, well I was doing sprints in my back yard. I could see the people saying, 'if she tries the 100m, she'll take at least 20 seconds.' So I set up my starting blocks and they said, 'she'll definitely take 20 seconds'. I did it in 5.97 and said, 'what were you worried about?'