{1}ISLAMIC NONSENSE (W/REFERENCES)

This thread will show absurd things found in the Quran or Hadith in no particular order.

- Floating mountains (2:63)
- Zombie birds (2:260)
- Birds that carpet bomb armies of elephants (105:3-5)
- Zeus sends thunder to punish Moses (2:55-56)

{2} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Food from the sky (5:114-115)
- A stick that turns into a snake (26:32)
- That stick also split the sea (26:63)
- The glowing hand of Moses (7:108)
- 12 springs of water gushing from a magical rock (2:60)
- Angels with 600 wings ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/43 )

{3} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Fiery Superpower genies that teleport, fly and shapeshift(55:18, 27:40, https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/2/190 )
-Talking spy Birds (27:20-26)
-Talking wolves, cows insects (27:18-19, https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/138 )

{4}ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Stones and trees that greet people ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/2 , https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/85 )
-Food praises God ( http://sunnah.com/urn/635000 )
-Holy spittle that produces unlimited water https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/195 )
- Warrior Angels that fight battles for Muslims (3:123-125)

{5} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Iblis and his army of mini Shaytaans (18:50)
- God's throne once floated upon the water (11:7)
- 8 angels carry God's throne (69:17)
- Talking body parts (41:20-24)
- Yajuj Majuj hidden in a secret location waiting to annihilate the earth (18:93-99)

{6} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Dajjal, the Arabic cyclops or Antichrist ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/36 )
- Kiraman Katibeen, two angels sitting on your shoulders noting your deeds (82:10-12)
- The Buraq, a horse-mule hybrid that flew Muammad on his night journey ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/323 )

{7}ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Big eyed light skinned virgin houris protected in tents(55:56)
-Giant humans twice as tall as the T rex ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/53/32 )
-Shooting stars chasing genies (67:5,72:8-9, https://sunnah.com/urn/1251930 )
-Monkeys that stone adulters ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/75 )

{8} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Black Magic(113, 114 chapters quran)
- Fire that didn't burn Abraham (21:69-70)
- Humans cursed and changed into apes and pigs (7:166,5:60)
- Noah lives to the ripe age of 950 (29:14)
- Dead yellow cow revived dead man (2:67-73)

{9}ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Moses hears God talking after seeing a burning bush (20:10-11)
-Solomon, the flying prophet (21:81, 34:12)
-David could melt iron with barehands (34:10-11)
- Abraham chops penis at 80yo and attempts to slaughter his son (37:102-113) https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/36 )

{10} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Jesus speaking in the cradle, resurrecting the dead, healing blind and lepers (19:29-30, 3:49)
- Clay birds come to life (5:110)
-Wells of water magically appear in the desert because an infant rubbed his heels, angel helped though ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/43 )

{11} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Pregnant Virgin because angel blew at her (66:12)
- Babies cry at birth because Satan touches them ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/102 )
- Angels cut open Muhammad chest and washed his heart twice ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/319 )

{12} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Walls that have Livestream projections of heaven and hell for Muhammad ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/143 )
-Jins eat dung and bones ( https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/39 )
-People slept in a cave for 300 years(18:10-25)
-Running stones that steal clothes ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/5/30 )

{13} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Splitting of the moon (54:1, https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/95 )
- The crying tree stem because it missed Muhammad ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/11/42 )
- Angel of death got his eye punched out by Moses ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/207 )

{14} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
-Houseflies magically cure diseases if submerged in water ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/126 )
-Offspring traits determined by who ejaculates first ( https://sunnah.com/urn/41620 )
-The sun sets in a hot murky pond (18:86, https://sunnah.com/abudawud/32/34 )

{15} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- The sun goes to prostrate under Allah's throne every night ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/10 )
- Grave torture, as if he'll wasn't enough ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/23/115 )
- The black dog is Satan ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/299 )

{16} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Women are intellectually deficient compared to men and constitute majority of the occupants of hell ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/81/38,https://sunnah.com/bukhari/52/22)
- Satan urinated in people's ears and sleeps in their nostrils ( https://sunnah.com/riyadussaliheen/9/174,https://sunnah.com/bulugh/1/43)

{17} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Satan passes wind upon hearing the azaan but return to pester people during Salah ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/19 )
- Summer and winter are caused by hell breathing ( https://sunnah.com/urn/678970 )
- Fever is from the heat of hell ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/74 )

{18} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Don't raise your head before the imam or you may turn into a donkey ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/86 )
-Don't look at the sky during Salah or you may lose your sight ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/144 )
- A tree which is almost 20+ million miles wide ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/53/9 )

{19} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Satan gets locked up in heavenly jail in Ramadan, why let the fucker out after Ramadan? ( https://sunnah.com/urn/1270450 )
- Camel urine has medicinal benefits ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/9 )
- Chickens have special vision to see angels ( https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/48/90 )

{20} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Donkeys bray because they saw Satan ( https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/48/90 )
- Satan makes fun of you if you yawn ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/98 )
- Playing chess is evil ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/41/11 )
- Prophetic sweat is perfume ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/115 )

{21} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Spitting on the left stops bad dreams ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/5 )
- Evil eye is a fact, taking a bath cures it ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/56 )
- Giving your breast milk to someone alleviates sexual feelings that person might have for you ( https://sunnah.com/urn/1262620 )

{22} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Jonah lived in the belly of a whale for 3 days (37:139-147)
- Zaqqum tree at the bottom of hell and its fruits are shaped like the heads of satan (37:62-66)
- The sun rises and sets between the horns of satan ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/6/353 )

{23} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Muhammad could see people upon gazing the heavens ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/67 )
- Gabriel's head is covered with dust and commands muhammad to attack a tribe ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/29 )
- Muhammad fights satan and chokes him ( https://sunnah.com/bukhari/21/14 )

{24} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Muhammad snorts like a camel upon receiving the word of god ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/15/8 )
- Dajjal lives on an island ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/151 
- Saying inshallah during intercourse results in the birth of warrior males ( https://sunnah.com/muslim/27/34 )

{25} ISLAMIC NONSENSE
- Black stone is from paradise, it was white but our sins turned it black ( https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/9/70 )
- Black stone will have two eyes and a tongue to testify who touched it on day if judgement ( https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/9/155 )