SOMEONE STOP THIS
I've had zero contact since i came back. and since we all might not see the end of this, i'll just say it.

Nala made my 🍆 twitch.

send nudes pls.
There was an adult store in the city I was in that I should've explored. But airport control asking you to open your suitcase full of fleshlights ain't a good look on a diplomatic mission.

Send nudes pls.
this wind is the only blowing i've had in 3 months.

I'll take it.
I may not have my face sat on again in 2020 at this rate. How my beard is supposed to stay hydrated, I don't know.
Call that a Covid creampie.
Not just 'pandemic pussy' but 'there's been a pandemic and who knew if I'd get in this pussy again' type pussy. I just been leaving it in like a bear hibernating in a cave.
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