So in one episode Jaskier bathed Geralt, apparently rubbed chamomile on his lovely butt (his words, Geralt did not deny it) and then also made Geralt go to the party that SEALED HIS DESTINY AND FATE AND THAT OF THE PRINCESS AND SET THE ENTIRE PLOT AND DESTINY INTO MOTION omfg.

"In the next episode, Geralt and Yennifer have sex"

"THATS COOL BUT DOES SHE RUB HIS BUTT WITH FRAGRANT HERBS???"

I mean obviously the men will not get a sex scene, but at least the ho yay is fucking thicker than Geralt's biceps at this point.

This shit is homosexual, y'all.

Geralt is pansexual for sure, Jaskier is bisexual, Yennifer is probably also pan. I think for G and Y gender just doesn't fucking matter while to Jaskier he just really gets hard for it all.

Someone liked this and reminded me of this thread and I'm forever sad as fuck with how incredibly heteronormative this show ended up becoming, like wow 10/10 heteronormativity. Tragic. Actually.