for the past hour or so idk how long i had posts ready detailing my culprit theory but then this shit started happening and i started crying so i resign my right to show of my big brain to instead show my big tears

THE CLASSIC TRICK!!!

doesnt that mean you couldnt have killed him

ah shit here we go again

heh.......beatrice you fool......ill simp for any beatrice

her hair balls are stupid as shit and her arms are too skinny but she said the line so we have to stan

*sonice dying in a bed pic* lady bernkastel please who was the culprit in higurashi no naku koro ni

and with that banquet of the golden witch is DONEZO and this thread is on HIATUS to give me time to perhaps play some other games that ive had on the backlog

ronove just said the longest "you pwned him" ever

i know its a school uniform but ange has the ugliest fit in the game right about now

on the other hand rosa is out here looking like a baddie

oh god i hear the motif in the theme playing they're gonna give this mf a gijinka

this guy showed up and thought to myself "i bet this guy is voiced by koji yusa" then he spoke

kasumi not pictured but they make a more evil kyrie and don't even make her hotter to match. whats the point

BLUE TRUTH POG

i love watching the rich get fucking roasted fuck you krauss

KINZO SAID THE LINE

ange gets owned

another win for the single element boys

writing my wrong and leaving umineko on the title scene in solitary to all the untracked hours

im begging you please go away please do not interact whatever you want to say i dont want to hear it bring me back to rokkenjima please if you must speak take me there so i can be a sacrifice in the first twilight at least

nvm i can forgive maria showing up if shes gonna bring the baddies

unhand me you fiends bring me back to the baddies

sickening how they got me reading like this but then they bring in the good characters******
*****IMPORTANT NOTE i like ange do not comment on this "why are you skipping ange lore" im just done with maria and sakutarou i dont want them

go off king

go off queen

seriously about to get violent i cannot think of a anything id like to hear less about that sakutaro and maria. i would rather read the stupid ass george/shannon parts then this stuff just for once go away for the love of god send me back to rokkenjima. ange was right let me die

does that mean we can get back to the real plot? are we done here? can i go now?

go off king

whether fire emblem exists to me or not, that's up to me to decide. regardless of whether fire emblem actually does exist somewhere in the world or not

shannon be like

bring out the crab gif the ushiromiya siblings are about to die

so theres a blonde one now huh.....a pitiful attempt to make me believe in magic. perhaps if she were a little taller and had brown hair or something

damn it takes the chiesters showing up and killing people with magic bows for these two get a dialogue together....almost have to feel bad for them, huh.....

i never understood this saying....is it a sex thing? well whatever stan gaap

probably like a chess piece leotard or something like that....but who knows?

so genji and kinzo, who have made 0 appearances in the metaworld, have not acknowledged that there are other outcomes to the game.....but shannon and kannon do? and they're also young, conventionally attractive and suspicious most of the time? really makes you think

rip to george and jessica then

WTF DID SHE SEEE DONT END THE CHAPTER

damn bro its been like 60 hours of this and its the first time he's called kyrie mom....you know shits hitting the fan

it would be you freak

GET HIS ASS GAAP

gaap im begging you kill this clown

demon goat dab

so this goat is the best umineko character?

how much were you paid to say this kyrie

beatrice i have feelings for you

beatrice's ultimate plan: discover battler's crush

nice try translation team i hear her she said "dynamite body". that isn't the same thing as bouncy. i wont argue against bouncy being best but we cant leave out the possibility of true meaning of "dynamite body". also why describe the breast's hair color? is battler a furry?

ah yes, i belive this is a uhhh.......phinneas and pherb reference if im not mistaken. very clever nasu

but....you didnt ask him to repeat that.....he can just repeat that......cmon now battler just because you cant use the red to say one thing in one way doesn't mean you cant use the read to say that same thing in another way. you literally know beato has pulled that before

the legendary major character death into monochrome clock ohko combo

very cool very emotional scene here guys but i dont really give a fuck why she says it imma have to agree with miss sumadera on this singular case

i tried to think of a funney crying image meme to go along with this but my trackpad is not longer functioning properly because it is stained with tears so

i wont blame this battler for not considering here that they're all lying either because they are accomplices or otherwise force to comply because realistically that kind of conclusion would be virtually impossible to come up with unless you had an outside perspective

[twitch chat voice] POG POG POG POG POG BEATRICE IS SWEATING POG POG POG HI YOUTUBE POG POG POG **** IS SWEATING POG POG POG

he said the line!!!!

i cant do the ??? rn but holy shit dude

the gays are plotting again (also this concludes the episode 4 portion of the thread. all red truths given by either of them in this section were conclusions i had pretty much already drawn, although the wordplay behind red truths about kanon are a little tricky)

what zero pussy does to a mf

yeah me to beato idk what they mean but it sounds stupid

she said the line pogu

here comes erika twitter

so this is where moon tourism comes in to play

TRUUUUE HE DOES SOUND LIKE THAT LMAO :laughing_crying:

natsuhi..... welcome to the resistance

battler youre actually so whipped

if youre about to say something stupid im taking away the xbox

this track kind of goes hard

so is erika bern kin or is bern erika kin

thinking about he amount of meta layers and how they interact hurts my head rn. this is the meta layer of the gameboard, not the meta layer of outside the gameboard, so can battler see this? this beato and our beato arent the same for sure, but is that ronove our ronove? what

she said the line lol

the battler braincell theory

bern already explained that because battler didnt participate as a player until the second day she did the thinking for her so this is bern thinking as battler so id just like to say they both need to grow up and knock it off

solved the case battler isnt the detective so his perspective isnt objective and because he can see kinzo who we already know is dead piece battler's pov cannot be trusted and we might as well assume he is somehow in on the conspiracy. gg easy also why is erika like that

didnt say it in red nice lie

wtf when did goku say that

Hmmmmmmm

here go the straights

wow! so talented!

what do you mean welcome what do you mean its just getting started ive been playing for 10 hours what do you meeeeeeeeeean

I don't think he likes her very much

uh oh.....stinky!!!! pooooop hahahaha

hey

this one is cute. certified seal of approval for her. also this music goes hard

im going to be honest with you beato this sounds like nonsense also my internet went down which allowed me to add another instance of her sounding absolutely nutty

*snap* yep this characters going in my s tier

can you fucking relax battler was the only detective before you and he was out here throwing out small bombs in the intestines theory you can miss on a closed room murder theory

when you remember multiple times by multiple characters that this game was created without love and contains moves that beato would never make so this is very sad actually because in about *checks watch* maybe like 5 hours of game or by ep8 this will get sad context

ha ha

GO OFF DLANOR

wow never heard that line before

been a while since my last beatrice appreciation post in this thread so hear it is