y’all just be lying on here!!! write a screenplay if you’re into fan fiction damn

for one thing- you don’t know how much a ticket will be. there’s no grand total like an invoice. my friend schmalexis who has gotten speeding tickets told me so!

lmao SMACK CAM

i can think of someone else who lies, miss mamas!

they should give her ass a ticket for being the worst liar in human history

i think it’s safe to say she still writes for the onion, in a way

the way she snapped on poor christine............how are you gonna be mad we don’t believe your obvious lie lmao. peak dummy behavior i can’t.

alexa, play the price is right losing sound https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1242953916217798669

now her “coworkers” got their inflated $400 tickets in santa monica despite the mythical checkpoints were in mid-city. please note the first violation is $100. hang it up, sister. FLATSCREEN.

how do you get subtweeted by two different police departments in 24 hours lmfaoooooo