Lockdown, day 1: WE GOT THIS TEAM
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Lockdown, day 2: The courier just delivered 2 packages and I stood outside pointing at them and SCREAMED DRAMATICALLY
Lockdown, day 3: Maybe I should do some squats and pushups. I haven’t exercised in a month on account of being “on vacation”
*Stays in child pose for 45 mins*
*Stays in child pose for 45 mins*
Lockdown, day 4:
GBM, reading the news: Some people are drinking bleach to kill the virus
Me, saracastically: I wonder if shoving a dildo up your butt will kill the virus
GBM: Only one way to find out!
GBM, reading the news: Some people are drinking bleach to kill the virus
Me, saracastically: I wonder if shoving a dildo up your butt will kill the virus
GBM: Only one way to find out!
Lockdown, day 5:
(On my 3rd hour of playing Plants vs Zombies)
DONT SPEAK TO ME RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO KILL THE ZOMBOSS WITH MY CORN
(On my 3rd hour of playing Plants vs Zombies)
DONT SPEAK TO ME RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO KILL THE ZOMBOSS WITH MY CORN
Lockdown, day 6: Uhhmmm so apparently I don’t NEEEED to have a closet full of clothes to survive just one suitcase is all I need.
Lockdown, day 7: WHO TOUCHED THE STOVE MY EGGS DIDNT BOIL PROPERLY DONT TOUCH MY FOOD OR MY EGGS
Lockdown, day 8: Me after joining one work call and responding to 1 email for the rest of the day - -
Lockdown, day 9: Me, right after shoving a large taco into my mouth: WHOMST IS DOING AN UNAUTHORIZED SNACK
Lockdown, day 10: I TOOK THE BUZZFEED QUIZ AND IM JOE EXOTIC
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