Lockdown, day 1: WE GOT THIS TEAM

Lockdown, day 2: The courier just delivered 2 packages and I stood outside pointing at them and SCREAMED DRAMATICALLY

Lockdown, day 3: Maybe I should do some squats and pushups. I haven’t exercised in a month on account of being “on vacation”

*Stays in child pose for 45 mins*

Lockdown, day 4:

GBM, reading the news: Some people are drinking bleach to kill the virus

Me, saracastically: I wonder if shoving a dildo up your butt will kill the virus

GBM: Only one way to find out!

Lockdown, day 5:

(On my 3rd hour of playing Plants vs Zombies)

DONT SPEAK TO ME RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO KILL THE ZOMBOSS WITH MY CORN

Lockdown, day 6: Uhhmmm so apparently I don’t NEEEED to have a closet full of clothes to survive just one suitcase is all I need.

Lockdown, day 7: WHO TOUCHED THE STOVE MY EGGS DIDNT BOIL PROPERLY DONT TOUCH MY FOOD OR MY EGGS

Lockdown, day 8: Me after joining one work call and responding to 1 email for the rest of the day - -

Lockdown, day 9: Me, right after shoving a large taco into my mouth: WHOMST IS DOING AN UNAUTHORIZED SNACK

Lockdown, day 10: I TOOK THE BUZZFEED QUIZ AND IM JOE EXOTIC I WANNA BE CAROLE BASKIN WHEN I GROW UP. DREAMS CRUSHED