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Andy Horowitz

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Wait your turn, river! https://twitter.com/TeamNewOrleans/status/1242831094677934080

https://twitter.com/TeamNewOrleans/status/1242831094677934080

Wait your turn, global warming!
https://twitter.com/nwsneworleans/status/1242931605083025408?s=21 https://twitter.com/NWSNewOrleans/status/1242931605083025408

https://twitter.com/nwsneworleans/status/1242931605083025408?s=21

Wait your turn, alligators!
https://twitter.com/nolacitypark/status/1242993296869330945?s=21 https://twitter.com/NOLACityPark/status/1242993296869330945

https://twitter.com/nolacitypark/status/1242993296869330945?s=21

Wait your turn, infrastructure failures that disrupt our water supply!
https://twitter.com/swbneworleans/status/1243547039901908994?s=21 https://twitter.com/SWBNewOrleans/status/1243547039901908994

https://twitter.com/swbneworleans/status/1243547039901908994?s=21

Wait your turn, tornadoes!

Wait your turn, street flooding!
https://twitter.com/nolaready/status/1251621014926213128?s=21 https://twitter.com/nolaready/status/1251621014926213128

https://twitter.com/nolaready/status/1251621014926213128?s=21

Wait your turn, toxic refinery fires!
https://twitter.com/andydhorowitz/status/1251656369746456577?s=21 https://twitter.com/andydhorowitz/status/1251656369746456577

https://twitter.com/andydhorowitz/status/1251656369746456577?s=21

Wait your turns, severe weather and power outages!

Wait your turn, World War III!
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1252932181447630848?s=21 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252932181447630848

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1252932181447630848?s=21

Wait your turn, alien invasion! https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/27/politics/pentagon-ufo-videos/index.html

Pentagon officially releases UFO videos

The Pentagon has officially released three short videos showing "unidentified aerial phenomena" that had previously been released by a private company.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/27/politics/pentagon-ufo-videos/index.html

Wait your turn, murder hornets! https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html

‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet

Sightings of the Asian giant hornet have prompted fears that the vicious insect could establish itself in the United States and devastate bee populations.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html

Wait your turn, existential collapse of coastal Louisiana!
https://twitter.com/tulanehistory/status/1263944066032709635?s=21 https://twitter.com/tulanehistory/status/1263944066032709635

https://twitter.com/tulanehistory/status/1263944066032709635?s=21

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