part 4 of my naruto first watch live tweet thread bc part 3 was getting rly long!!!!:

https://twitter.com/radioell/status/1237433965117468673?s=21

starting out right with My Brand

gonna throw back to some stuff i never posted for some reason:

no bi
no bi
noodle

this is from right after they defeat kimimaro

punches me in the heartu

Bees?

naruto is my son and i just think he look rly cute in this clip

sometimes kakashi’s hair is just comically enormous

i just like shino

CALL OUT POST @ SAI FOR MAKIBG ME CRY

oh to be a sunglasses jounin in a seagull kigurumi

i’ve been waiting for so long for tHEM TO MEET

MY SON

this looks like the run from devilman i cant unsee it

konan is cool as hell and her jutsu is cool as hell

holy shirt konan is metal af pls call me back

NO

ooooooo so nagato was an uzumaki

*surprisedly does the milly rock*

killer bee has rights

i’m knee deep in war episodes but i’m honestly still not over naruto outing that trans armadillo leave her alone get a job

killer bee is now the only jinchuriki who has rights

killer bee is a trans ally

tako o-san being localized to “octopops” is the worst thing i’ve ever heard. someone who’s seen the dub PLEASE tell me if he says this in english

eeeeeeeeeeeew

literally what the fyck deidara

this was definitely meant to be a movie but they split it into episodes bc they needed more filler i see through you naruto lmao

nice dorohedoro reference

the central department store is really buggin out man

i’d refer to kyuubi naruto as “hole-kun” but i forgot to take a pic and i’m not going back

in another very niche reference; all those little nasty snakes all up in the water, what is this? a cure for wellness?

s/o to the three people on earth who will understand that

anyway: this is peak character design

ZETSUS IS MUSHROOM PEOPLE EEOOOOOO THATS THE WORST

i care about mini rasen shuriken and mini rasen shuriken only

i am so delighted by reanimated itachi and naruto just having a conversation while fighting each other

i think it’s incredibly funny that child sasuke was such an edgelord at school but then at home he was just Ultimate Baby Boy

*kero kero bonito flamingo voice*
how many filler do i have to watch
before i can get-back tothe main story?

*pan flute solo*

alright, had a little mcbreaklemore but i’m back at it again:

whattup i’m ellen i’m 24 and i’ve never fuckin seen naruto before

i mean i guess at this point ive seen uh- more than half of it but iM STILL GOIN

awww they fist bumped

kurama when naruto shows up to see him in head jail

what is he so adorable for, honestly

rly good pic of might guy

jiraiya corrupted him i’m so disappointed
what happened to my good sweet boy
come back young naruto ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

ARE U TELLIN ME THEIR NINJA SANDALS SNAP OPEN AT THE FRONT???? THE WHOLE TIME???????

madara looks like backwards adult sasuke. or maybe adult sasuke looks like backwards madara
(i’ll be real i skipped like 8 filler episodes bc i wanted to get to this faster)

the way kisame talks really makes u wanna push him down a long flight of stairs at least once

THEYRE BABIESSSSSSS

BABY KURAMA UUEOWOWOOOOWOWOWOWOUUUUUUUU

this is so cute wrhattsxnkxkskd tailed beast counting song

me: really trying to like sasuke

sasuke: says something

me: ohhhhhh noooooooo

i blame konoha for letting a highly traumatized child raise himself but also like
shhshshhhssshhhhh shut up

can i get like a parent and/or guardian in here pLEASE

if i could get some ninja duct tape for kabutos chatty lil smug snake mouth i would pay any amount of ninja dollars

at least this jazzy opening is keeping me sane

is this gonna be another one of those episodes like Sad News where i’m like lmao but then oh i really was in hell

sasukes like “u were perfect” and itachis like “lmao dude no way in hell” and i respect that

itachi subtly trying to tell his brother ‘it’s okay you were being a dumb ass that’s mostly my fault just go hang out with your friends already’ and sasuke like “???? are we still talking about kabuto i’m confuse”

me to myself just now: “the uchiha coup is like brexit except instead of brexit happening all the old british people were just m*rdered”

LISTEN all the teenage uchihas were like “that’s dumb let’s not do that!!” and all the old guys were like “no!! also we hate immigrants!!”

THERES A WHOLE ASS SONG ABOUT REMEMBERING THWIR NAMES AND NARUTO JUST

i’m never going to forget that my reaction to kabutos stomach snake was “he’s pregnant!” and suigetsus was “is that a big dick”

getting emotional about kakashi and obito hours

bABY SUNGLASSES JOUNIN

yeah

giving me a kakashi focused arc but then also including danzo in it is truly the law of equivalent exchange

omg they’re all wearing masks how will i tell which one is kakashi

(god he’s so small alskfkflfl)

i can’t watch anymore naruto bc if i don’t see neji die then did it really happen

every hour or so i return to the cr app to stare at that thumbnail of neji and then just.... look away

i finally watched it rest in peace u little sweet roll

i barely even had time to be properly sad about neji bc obito had to bust his dumb ass in like ISNT WAR THE WORST WE SHOULD JUST STOP WAR and then i got mad. like YEAH IT IS SO WHY DONT U SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN U FLACCID SPAGHETTI NOODLE DICK

i’m sorry for being the worst but LEE FVCKIN STOLE NEJIS EYEBROWS

*emotionally charged scene*
me: wait did neji always not have eyebrows

i reserve the right to change my opinion if i must but as if this moment hashirama is the beeeeeest

[prince of egypt voice]
you who i called brother
why must you call down another blow
(l-send-my-scourge-i-send-my-sword)
let my people goooooooooo

watched this fight like 5-6 times for yknow; peak devastation (also it was cool)

not to carve into my heart the way kakashi’s voice trembles when he says “it’s over” or the way his hand shakes before he pulls his arm from obitos chest definitely not that

this is maybe the worst thing that has ever happened to me

why do i know so many of these songs WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY OF THESE SONGS

if tomorrow is naruto’s birthday then this all takes place on my birthday lol

okay OKAY so PRINCESS KAGUYA MOONLASTNAME EATS THE CHAKRA FRUIT ajskaksh AND HER SONS NAME IS HAGOROMO IMMMMMM if she flys to the moon and leaves her son AngelCoat on earth...... masashi kishimoto i have No Words

i’m kinda glad i’m watching naruto as an adult or i never would’ve picked up on all these blatant references (pls name another uchiha jutsu after a god i’m begging you)