Going to wear a different football shirt each day until lockdown ends. If I run out of shirts before the end THE VIRUS HAS WON.
🇵🇪 Home & Away 🇵🇪
#LockdownKits Day 2
OOOOOOOF https://twitter.com/a_j_grillo/status/1243116395644190721
When spouses swap teams 🦊x🎩
#LockdownKits Day 3: 🇫🇷 France 1981
#LockdownKits Day 5: 🇮🇹 ‘94
#LockdownKits Day 6: thought we should get the next generation involved 🧤
He wore it for eight seconds
#LockdownKits Day 7: Anderlecht, because sometimes it’s nice to wear purple
#LockdownKits Day 8: one of the greats
In many ways it would help if I attached the photos.

*ahem*

#LockdownKits Day 8: seen better days, but still one of the greats
Almost forgot - #LockdownKits Day 9:
🇳🇱⚪️🔴⚪️🇳🇱
#LockdownKits Day 11: if anyone else on planet Earth has this shirt with the *reserve* goalkeeper’s name on (apart, maybe, from Gary Walsh himself) hit us up and we can be weird together
#LockdownKits Day 12: Soviet Sunday
#LockdownKits Day 13: £4 from Oxfam, Cowley Road, Oxford, circa 2006
#LockdownKits Day 14 and good grief it’s shiny
NOT NOW EBAY
#LockdownKits Day 15: Werder Bremen - not gonna lie, if I took a deep breath this shirt might explode #bitsnug
#LockdownKits Day 18: it’s 24 degrees today so going for something skintight and unbreathable 🇩🇪
#LockdownKits Day 21: 🇳🇱
Another from the “so tight it’s medically inadvisable to wear this” section
Going to choose to believe this is light-hearted
#LockdownKits Day 22: Fenerbahce 💙💛🇹🇷
#LockdownKits Day 23: an understated little number, perfect for a day of childcare.

I wore this in *one* competitive game and conceded seven goals. And I deserved to.
#LockdownKits Day 24: real Roy of the Rovers stuff...
#LockdownKits Day 26: 🇩🇪 Bit of a high neck, but should be okay as long as I don’t have to swallow, talk or breathe
#LockdownKits Day 28: Real Valladolid x Hummel 💕
#LockdownKits Day 29: the sort of shirt you could happily pick up a back-pass in 🧤
#LockdownKits Day 30: German non-league, the campaign for the return of lace-up collars starts here.
#LockdownKits Day 33: 🇮🇹 Be more Zoff 🧤
#LockdownKits Day 34: Sunday League Sunday
#LockdownKits Day 35: 🇷🇺 Diagonal sashes forever. Possibly player-issue rather than replica, as it’s made of extraordinarily thick and tight fabric and more or less doubles as a girdle. May need to be cut out of this later on.
#LockdownKits Day 36: jeeeez, day 36. Back to France. C’est fantastique. Although RIP the Adidas logo
#LockdownKits Day 37: now deep into the pile marked “miscellaneous German Sunday League” 🇩🇪
#LockdownKits Day 41: Sunday League Sunday
#LockdownKits Day 42: a shirt so shiny you can almost see your reflection in it
#LockdownKits Day 44: channeling Higuita. Love the fact that regardless of what colour this shirt was, the collar had to be neon lime & pink.
#LockdownKits Day 45: Ghana’s finest - Accra Hearts Of Oak 🌳 🇬🇭
#LockdownKits Day 47: France 1978. Hottest day of the year, so something skintight and non-breathable seems sensible. 2 year old is delighted that it has “a chicken” on it 🇫🇷 🐓
#LockdownKits Day 48: Sunday League Sunday
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