day 1 lockdown ki pehli achi baat:

papa ki frnd ne aaj papa ka video bheje jisme wo dance kar rahe hai "yaari hai imaan" song pe

itni khushi se naachte pehli baar dikhe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
day 1 lockdown ki pehli achi baat:papa ki frnd ne aaj papa ka video bheje jisme wo dance kar rahe hai "yaari hai imaan" song peitni khushi se naachte pehli baar dikhe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">" title="day 1 lockdown ki pehli achi baat:papa ki frnd ne aaj papa ka video bheje jisme wo dance kar rahe hai "yaari hai imaan" song peitni khushi se naachte pehli baar dikhe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
day 2 lockdown:

niece slept on my stomach for about half an hour and then peed on me as a tip for the sofa service. good going so farhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
day 3 lockdown: found precious pokemon cards (including gold cards) and tazos.
day 4 lockdown: learnt some card magic tricks. thinking of starting a web based magic show and will call david blaine to perform the introductory act.
so someone forwarded an image of a leg with a marking on it alongwith a message "this is an important message" to my mumma.

it has been around 3 hours now, she is busy decoding the message https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
day 5 lockdown: AC saaf kar raha hu bchttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
day 6 lockdown: watching green banana turn into yellow
day 7 lockdown: i am a sofahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
day 8 lockdown: forwarded an application to my mom for change in job profile. jadhu pocha karte karte kamar dard ho raha hai. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😣" title="Persevering face" aria-label="Emoji: Persevering face">
day 9 lockdown: won& #39;t continue this thread.
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