day 1 lockdown ki pehli achi baat:
papa ki frnd ne aaj papa ka video bheje jisme wo dance kar rahe hai "yaari hai imaan" song pe
itni khushi se naachte pehli baar dikhe
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papa ki frnd ne aaj papa ka video bheje jisme wo dance kar rahe hai "yaari hai imaan" song pe
itni khushi se naachte pehli baar dikhe
day 2 lockdown:
niece slept on my stomach for about half an hour and then peed on me as a tip for the sofa service. good going so far
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niece slept on my stomach for about half an hour and then peed on me as a tip for the sofa service. good going so far
day 3 lockdown: found precious pokemon cards (including gold cards) and tazos.
day 4 lockdown: learnt some card magic tricks. thinking of starting a web based magic show and will call david blaine to perform the introductory act.
so someone forwarded an image of a leg with a marking on it alongwith a message "this is an important message" to my mumma.
it has been around 3 hours now, she is busy decoding the message
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it has been around 3 hours now, she is busy decoding the message
day 5 lockdown: AC saaf kar raha hu bc
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day 6 lockdown: watching green banana turn into yellow
day 7 lockdown: i am a sofa
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day 8 lockdown: forwarded an application to my mom for change in job profile. jadhu pocha karte karte kamar dard ho raha hai.
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day 9 lockdown: won& #39;t continue this thread.