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Beginning Real Housewives of New York. Watch this space
Ramona is batshit. I’m obsessed
Jill. A psychopath
LuAnn. 15 seconds in and I’m obsessed
Did Jill just send her daughter to fat camp?
“God forbid I throw her baby in the pool”
So happy to be on this journey. I will be live tweeting
Bethenny is homophobic but rightfully so
Do we have a video of LuAnn shouting “gay rights!” ?
Time for the first reunion
“Hats off to you for letting the film crew into your house”
Jill giving Bethenny life advice
I need more Kelly screen time
“I think you have no depth” RAMONA
Starting the episode “Bethenny vs. Kelly” and I’m stressed. I see so much potential in Bethenny but she isn’t there yet. Kelly is cute and I don’t have an issue with her. This is stressful
“We are not friends. I don’t like you. I don’t think you’re funny. I don’t think you’re charming. We are not friends. We will never be friends”
I don’t agree with everything Kelly said, but Bethenny does need to calm down! And by calm down, I mean figure out what she’s insecure about and resolve it so that she can THRIVE THE WAY I KNOW SHE CAN
Oh I wish Jill would smash Mario’s face in
Alex wouldn’t let her son go as a princess for Halloween and that’s all you need to know about her
S2 reunion looks messy
Kelly regularly makes points but there’s something off about her
Bethenny's S3 weave. Legendary
LuAnn so clearly vying for a playboy shoot... a spiral for the books
"I personally think there's absolutely nothing wrong with being as naked as you want to be at any time."
Me agreeing with Alex? This is the apocalypse
Me agreeing with Alex? This is the apocalypse
“You told me I should get a hobby. That’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten a hobby”
Is Bethenny getting engaged after dating a guy for 3 months????
“I don’t think Kelly’s a moron... but she definitely isn’t quick”
Ramona’s runway walk. Iconic
IS BETHENNY PREGNANT
BETHENNY IS PREGNANT
Sojna’s intro “I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me”
Oh my god she’s wild
She is purely unhinged I'm OBSESSED
The edible is hitting, I have dairy free ice cream, and there's nothing to lose. I'm staying up all night live tweeting
Does Jill get all of her money through a fabric store? I feel like she’s a crime boss
Mimi from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was definitely based on Sonja
The way Alex handled the Jill/Bethenny moment... a legend!
Alex has been biding her time the first few seasons but she is HERE TO PLAY I’m so excited
Beginning the season 3 reunion! I can’t wait for the mess
Bethenny got her own show? Do I need to watch it or should I keep zooming through RHONY
Tbh I’ve been silent on this for a while, but I cannot stand Bethenny. She’s so unnecessarily rude to everyone around her. I get that she’s going through a lot but I can’t wait for her to leave for her own show
I love Sonja. It’s nice to see yourself represented on screen
New S4 tag lines!!! “I’ve always had an opinion, but now people know!”
Oh Jill is scared this season
Alex is trying so hard to make the gays like her but Sonja is obviously the gay mascot of the show
It’s not about gay marriage, it’s about Sonja
"Yes I have cancer, and secondly, will you marry me?"
Alex went full Brooklyn art twink in S4
All y'all say to hate LuAnn but I don't see anything horrible in her yet
Wait, is Ramona operating a pyramid scheme?
Sonja forgot half her costume and just went without pants for the rest of the night. She is the gay community
Okay, how do we feel about Jill S4? She seems slightly normal again
"I was just with all the girls and they said they don't want to go on the trip because of you"
- LuAnn to Ramona
- LuAnn to Ramona
Ramona! We get it! You like pinot grigo
“How could I be afraid of snakes? I have snakeskin shoes” might be the funniest thing I’ve heard on this show so far
“You came in. In your Herman Munster shoes.” OH MY GOD
Ramona absolutely refusing to accept menopause. Legendary
Sonja brought pregnancy tests to the party on a boat?? I'm losing my mind
They had Natalie Cole for an anniversary party and she isn't performing This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)? Homophobia
The S4 reunion preview looks MESSSSSSSY
“Alex, you fought everyone. Let’s talk about that” WHEW girls we’re in for it
Alex SHUT UP about marriage equality
This reunion is a disaster. Alex is burning all of her bridges, Cindy is unhinged, Jill has had enough, Sonja wont listen to anyone, and Ramona is on something. This is a MESS
Nobody:
Ramona: "I love Mario. We've been married 18 years. He loves me very much. I love him very much. We're so lucky."
Ramona: "I love Mario. We've been married 18 years. He loves me very much. I love him very much. We're so lucky."
Can’t stand Heather but love the way she gets under Ramona’s skin
Ramona is blackmailing The Countess?
Carole talking about her open relationship https://twitter.com/JXEKER/status/1217199791295344641/video/1
The way she’s flirting with Mario in front of Ramona. Iconic
Carole absolutely wants to have a three way oh my god this is incredible
Carole is kind of my queen
Heather’s “holla” will haunt my nightmares
Aviva setting Sonja up with her dad... I love mess
Did he just say he’d sleep with Aviva if she weren’t her daughter? Donald Trump is shaking
Okay I kind of love Carole?
Money Can’t Buy You Class during the spin class. I’m in tears
Yeah I stan a queen
Did. Luann. Just. Cheat. On. Jacques. On. Reality. TV???????
Legendary
“You’re both white trash, quite frankly” AVIVAAAAAAAAA
AVIVA GOT RAMONA TO APOLOGIZE????
“Now I’m going to the bathroom. I have diarrhea” Ramona is purely unhinged I’m losing it
Carole deserves better than this shitty trip
Carole is the hippie party princess I pretend that I am
S5 finale time
“If you’re gonna talk behind my back, at least check out my great ass” CAROLE MY QUEEN
Aviva brought her lung x-ray to the Team Sonja Party? What in the world
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
Omg they’re finally talking about Mario’s cheating in the reunion
THIS ICONIC MOMENT
Honestly, Bethenny is really growing on me. I see why y’all stan now! She really does give it to you and she’s annoyed me less now that she’s back
This season seems like it’s gonna be a competition between Sonja and Ramona of who can spiral faster. I’m so excited
Not heather saying “Bye Felicia” in the year of our lord 2015!!! She was long retired by then
Okay I’m on season 8 and this John Bethenny drama is so annoying. John is a garbage human and I don’t want to see his greasy ass on my television anymore
I used to like luann in the earlier seasons but ever since S5 she’s been getting more and more tired and I’m over it at this point
“You can grab an EZ-Pass back to Queens” angry Dorinda is absolutely impeccable
Luann is getting married after dating for 4 weeks? She’s been appropriating gay culture but can she leave lesbians alone?
OF COURSE he’s sleeping around! Luann loves an open relationship and that’s okay!
Ramona’s monologue about finding out about Mario through Page Six had me in genuine tears! I never thought Ramona would be the first one to make me cry
This iconic gif!!
Okay am I crazy or does Bethenny selling her apartment for 7 million cash in one day scream money laundering?
Tinsley sleeps in lashes??
Do I need to watch the election episode? I don’t feel like reliving 2016
S9 hasn’t been my favorite. I’m almost done with it now but Tinsley really doesn’t need to be here
Also seeing them in Puerto Vallarta made me miss it so much :(
The S9 trip and reunion were so good and redeemed a pretty meh season. On to season 10
Bethenny’s rebrand as a disaster relief person is really nice to see. I’m honestly impressed
Carole training for the marathon is so cute! I’m so excited for this season
Luann in blackface on episode 1!
Bethenny tried to start a fight with Carole and Carole shut that shit down IMMEDIATELY! I have never seen Bethenny back off so quickly. That’s my girl Carole
I don’t like this Carole/Tinsley friendship
“Your husband left you. My husband died. We are not the same. Your husband left you because you were sleeping around in the south of France then he married your friend”
DORINDAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
DORINDAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
“If my husband we’re alive today, I’d be with him and he’d love and respect me. We’d have a happy marriage. Don’t you dare put my husband’s name in the same sentence as your husband”
Is Dorinda my new favorite?
Is Dorinda my new favorite?
I had to turn it off because Carole was getting annoying. I’m not ready for her to go downhill this season. She’s been my favorite since she showed up and I’m not ready to say goodbye
I cannot wait for the murder mystery dinner party
Carole is tearing Bethenny to shreds at the dinner party. I’ve never seen Bethenny blatantly lose an argument but Carole is decimating her
WHAT IS GOING ON
I’ve watched the phone call 4 times and I still haven’t processed this
Do I like Ramona??? That can’t be right
WAIT LUANN JUST GOT ARRESTED WHAT THE FUCK
I was gonna go get a slice of cake from my favorite bakery but I’m too invested oh my god
Luann in the wig in Columbia. I’m screaming
I can tell Ramona has been waiting for her chance to pile in on Bethenny. Now that it’s here she’s going off. I kind of stan? She’s letting Carole take all the heat but she’s shoveling the coal
I fell off for a while, but I’m back. Sonja’s selling her shoes at Ramona’s skincare launch party and I can’t stop laughing
Season 10 reunion’s on. I forgot about when Ramona hung up on Bethenny. That was legendary behavior
“So don’t say I’m fucking fake with your fake tits”
Bethenny is falling apart in this reunion. Carole wiped the floor with her
2 episodes in and I can’t stand Barbra
They’re saying the word “clambake” too many times
Dale is trying to get camera time and it’s cringey
Sonja is always holding this show together, but she’s working overtime in S11. I hope Andy paid her well
Also, her tag of “Some people call me over the top, but lately, I’ve enjoyed being a bottom” has been my life motto ever since I started onlyfans
I get uncomfortable every time LuAnn makes a joke
I scream shut up Luann every time she opens her mouth in Miami. I’m so tired of this
The entire Miami trip is magnificent. I’m more captivated than I was during Scary Island
S11 reunion and Dorinda is already SNAPPING on Luann “you can keep your 400 dollar dresses”
Real question: do we know how Dennis “helped” Luann?
Luann is a complete psychopath and I love watching her
Dorinda is DUNKING on Barbra. Oh I know Dorinda is gonna be spicy in S12
