Thread by @AngryBlackLady, Ok, I did it. I bought #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon. I don’t know what’s going [...]

Ok, I did it. I bought #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon. I don’t know what’s going on. These raccoons are straight shaking me down but they’re so polite about it so I’m like, fine—take this clump of weeds and give me some bells in exchange so I can pay off my moving fee.

I’m pretty sure these racoons are engaged in human trafficking but I don’t want to say anything and make a fuss. I don’t know what happens when these raccoons get upset. So I’m just gonna keep collecting tree branches and keep my head down. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon

I named my island Gallifrey. And my character’s name is River Song. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I’m legit going to start ending all my sentences with “boing,” boing! #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

“How are those miles? No, no, don’t worry about paying me back. I’m just asking.”

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow"> #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon

“How are those miles? No, no, don’t worry about paying me back. I’m just asking.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow"> #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon" title="“How are those miles? No, no, don’t worry about paying me back. I’m just asking.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow"> #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Not to put too fine a point on it. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="Not to put too fine a point on it. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Now I’m in debt to these trash pandas for my new house. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">

I made a dress the other day. Actually more like took an existing pattern and messed around with it to try to figure out how to do it. I like my hat. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I made a dress the other day. Actually more like took an existing pattern and messed around with it to try to figure out how to do it. I like my hat. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable=

" title="I made a dress the other day. Actually more like took an existing pattern and messed around with it to try to figure out how to do it. I like my hat. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Ok so I finally built the museum.

We all agree it’s a TARDIS right? Bigger on the inside? #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

As soon as I finish building everything I’m gonna need y’all’s dodo codes.

I ain’t got no frienz

(I almost typed doodoo codes which is funny because I’m six years old)

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I made one of the egg outfits. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I made one of the egg outfits. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

My house is looking good which it should for 198,000 freakin bells. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="My house is looking good which it should for 198,000 freakin bells. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title=" #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Fedoras are cool. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="Fedoras are cool. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I don’t understand the deal with turnips.

If I catch one more fucking egg I’m going to lose my mind #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

WHY WOULD EGGS BE SWIMMING IN THE FIRST PLACE

who’s gonna lead the egg revolution

I put on the egg party dress and hat so I could take a picture and now I’m selling them and killing this wallpaper with fire #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I put on the egg party dress and hat so I could take a picture and now I’m selling them and killing this wallpaper with fire #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable=

" title="I put on the egg party dress and hat so I could take a picture and now I’m selling them and killing this wallpaper with fire #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

They’re Not Raccoons They’re Tanuki Twitter needs to give it a rest

I guess I’ll check out this fishing tournament. #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I really did get irate when that goddamn raccoon told me *I* have to pay *him* 10,000 bells so I can build houses on Gallifrey Island for new residents. That’s not how construction contracts work! What the hell man #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Pro-tip for people with ADD:

When you’re gathering resources, Leave a piece of wood by the trees you’ve already hit so you don’t keep running around banging on the same trees and destroying your tools because you forget which trees you’ve hit already.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌟" title="Glowing star" aria-label="Emoji: Glowing star">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌟" title="Glowing star" aria-label="Emoji: Glowing star"> #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I just started singing “gimme the bells, gimme the bells” à la “gimme the loot, gimme the loot” so that’s where I’m at

#acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I’m dressed like some sort of hipster vampire. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I’m dressed like some sort of hipster vampire. #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

I saw one of those spiders yesterday and I know you’re supposed to catch them because they fetch a high price, but that’s a no for me. I threw my whole switch out the window. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I started to follow it and then it raised its legs at me and I ran home.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Apparently, there’s a whole island of spiders and you know—just no thanks. I’m good. #scnh

I had to. #ACNHdesign #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I had to. #ACNHdesign #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

I made a NSFW one because, again, I had to. #ACNHdesign #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I made a NSFW one because, again, I had to. #ACNHdesign #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

I figured out how to post the design. #ACNHdesign

Making that shirt design is basically the most productive thing I did all day

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Somebody take my switch away.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #ACNHdesign #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Somebody take my switch away. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #ACNHdesign #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" title="Somebody take my switch away. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #ACNHdesign #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

My goal today is to make a Kamala hoodie. Might fuck around and make a Bernie one too.

It’s important to have goals. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I made a @RedHandedthepod hoodie.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #ACNHDesign #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

#ACNHDesign #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" title="I made a @RedHandedthepod hoodie. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> #ACNHDesign #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

Fuck these turnip prices, man

My Redhanded hoodie. #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #ACNHdesign

#ACNHdesign" title="My Redhanded hoodie. #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #ACNHdesign" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

KC and the Sunshine Band or whoever the hell is finally coming to my island for a concert, hopefully today so I can start terraforming and really doing some gardening. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I made a pattern using a pattern editor but I don’t know how to make it editable so now I just have a uterus painting and a tank top. Lol. #ACNHdesign #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I made a pattern using a pattern editor but I don’t know how to make it editable so now I just have a uterus painting and a tank top. Lol. #ACNHdesign #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable=

" title="I made a pattern using a pattern editor but I don’t know how to make it editable so now I just have a uterus painting and a tank top. Lol. #ACNHdesign #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

You know you have a problem when you frantically check your watch to make sure you didn’t miss the turnip lady. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Rude. #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="Rude. #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I look like I’m on a bad acid trip but my kitchen is coming along nicely. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I look like I’m on a bad acid trip but my kitchen is coming along nicely. #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

This game is more fun than it has any right to be.

One thing I like about #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> is that people are happy with whatever gift you give them. Marimba? Thanks, boing! An egg hat? I love it, stuffin’! An apple? Thanks, tarnation! Literally one piece of wood? My favorite, crunch!

Unlike those ungrateful bastards in #StardewValley.

This game is keeping me sane. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="This game is keeping me sane. #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I just crafted like 15 brick ovens in 9 minutes and sold them for around 150K bells before the Cranny closed.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏾" title="Raising hands (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium dark skin tone)">

I’m always like “oh crap, it’s almost 10. Gotta speed craft the hot items.” #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I’ve got turnips to offload today otherwise I’m screwed. I haven’t seen a price above 147 on my island. Last night it was 63.

What gives.

Um... has anyone considered that Daisy Mae might have the rona? She’s always got snot hanging out of her nose. She needs a N95 mask ffs. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Am I really going to buy turnips for 110 bells so I can get stressed out in a week when I can’t offload them.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face"> #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Although yesterday someone very kindly let me go to their island and sell my turnips real quick and there were no shenanigans.

I’ve heard about people getting ripped off just trying to sell their damn turnips on other people’s islands. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I’m trying my hand at some gardening and whatnot while apparently dressed as a child wizard. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

" title="I’m trying my hand at some gardening and whatnot while apparently dressed as a child wizard. #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">">

So I walk out of my house and there’s a damn scorpion at my door. Not in the general area of my door. Literally right in front of my door.

It was menacing.

I feel like the trash pandas sent it as a message. They are up to something and I’m gonna figure out what it is.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕵🏾" title="Detective (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Detective (medium dark skin tone)"> #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

I caught it and I’m going to train it to be an assassin.

These trash pandas wanna dance?

LET’S DANCE.

I got some orange trees. I have nowhere to plant them. I gotta reorganize my entire island. The current layout is trash.

So much to do, my friends. So much to do. #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Literally spent an hour designing a mossy stone path in #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> so decided I better go on a walk.

so decided I better go on a walk." title="Literally spent an hour designing a mossy stone path in #acnh https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> so decided I better go on a walk." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Not bad for my first path design effort. I think the coloring is a tad off but it’s ok.

And I have a mask now, so I’ve got that going for me—which is nice.

#ACNHdesign #ACNH

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Not bad for my first path design effort. I think the coloring is a tad off but it’s ok. And I have a mask now, so I’ve got that going for me—which is nice. #ACNHdesign #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable=

" title="Not bad for my first path design effort. I think the coloring is a tad off but it’s ok. And I have a mask now, so I’ve got that going for me—which is nice. #ACNHdesign #ACNH https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Here’s the design. I hope to make a better one with better coloring soon. #animalcrossing

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #ACNHdesign #ACNHdesign

Here’s the design. I hope to make a better one with better coloring soon. #animalcrossing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable=

#ACNHdesign #ACNHdesign" title="Here’s the design. I hope to make a better one with better coloring soon. #animalcrossing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #ACNHdesign #ACNHdesign" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

let me go check on these turnip prices

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">

I got bit by a scorpion last night. It wasn’t so bad. I almost caught the little bastard but my net technique can use some work apparently.

So far when it comes to me vs. scorpions, it’s me: 1 and Scorpion: 1. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">

Made some progress this weekend. I moved my house and added some paths and a fence. I feel like the Jeffersons must have felt when they moved on up. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #acnh

https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">