Jackie just ripped the joint out my mouth and said “hunger games or twilight? You have to choose or no more”
Jackie just confused OutKast with Red Hot Chili Peppers. I’m over the quarantine shit bro
Jackie just said the only good Mariah Carey songs are Obsessed and the one with Miguel. I’m trying to hold myself together right now. My heart hurts
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