The TL is horny. I am horny. We goin get through this together (well, separately ) and I have the tips on how!

How To Get That Nut While Practicing Social Distancing. A Thread.

I will be adding to the list throughout this crisis, so I highly recommend turning our notifications on or adding this thread to your bookmarks!

Who knows, I might throw a little giveaway or two in the thread Maybe some gift cards...

Tip #1 (and honestly the most important): MASTURBATE!

But not your normal lil masturbation. Get those sex toys you’ve have your eye on for a minute. Or if you don’t have any sex toys at all... now is the time. I’ll link sex toys for beginners as well as some of my faves below!

I’ll try to keep all toys below $50! And I’ll try to find a little something for everybody. If you have any requests, my DMs are open!

Okay for those with clits, let's start with some clit teasers and bullets! Great for beginners & those who prefer clit stimulation.

First up, this little discreet cutie! She could be yours for $14.44
https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/rose-lipstick-vibe?utm_source=eden-partner&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=plink&utm_content=21AB&utm_term=&tag=563cbc52-f425-1c6e-b57f-f79e9bf7050f&pnid=70678202#pcode-21AB

A pocket massager kit with nubs! This is great if you want to explore and learn your body a little. $9.99 https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/pocket-vibrators/pocket-massager-kit?tag=563cbc52-f425-1c6e-b57f-f79e9bf7050f&pnid=70678202

Next is a simple bullet. GREAT for beginners. Almost an essential. If you're a little scared to buy your first toy, this is the one for you!! And with 10 functions, you can have a
lot of fun. $9.99
https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/bullet-egg-vibrators/bullet-10-function?utm_source=eden-partner&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=plink&utm_content=21AB&utm_term=&tag=563cbc52-f425-1c6e-b57f-f79e9bf7050f&pnid=70678202#pcode-21AB

Now let's get into some of MY faves (the ones I've tried & loved or are my wishlist).

My absolute favorite. I don't understand how I ever lived without her. The best wand/massager on the site (ok, I never tried any others but still) $44.99

https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/massagers/magic-force?utm_source=eden-partner&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=plink&utm_content=21AB&utm_term=#pcode-21AB

Oh & now would be a good time to tell y'all! For free shipping on anything from Eden Fantasy's, use code "EDENYES"

Also, don't forget to add the little free toys to your cart. That offer can be found on the homepage as well as category pages!!

I broke up the thread. My bad :( https://twitter.com/JanetsRoom/status/1243023923786256384?s=20

Now, this one... has been on my wishlist for a minute. It's a NEED! This toy, unlike most, doesn't imitate penetration or manual masturbation. This one imitates oral sex. That's right, we no longer need a partner to get that unique sensation! Only $17.56

https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/satisfyer-1?utm_source=eden-partner&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=plink&utm_content=21AB&utm_term=&tag=563cbc52-f425-1c6e-b57f-f79e9bf7050f&pnid=70678202#pcode-21AB

And her rechargeable sister is $47.96. 11 modes, y'all.

https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/satisfyer-pro-2-vibration?tag=563cbc52-f425-1c6e-b57f-f79e9bf7050f&pnid=70678202

Time for dicks & couples :)