It is time

This shall be a thread of my experiences

This is literally my hair

I was not prepared for this kind of question-

Curse! There isn't enough room for D4K But Isle

I can fish now

Soon I will achieve my final form òwó

MY FINAL FORM HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

ITS MY FIRST DAY IN THE GAME-

I had a feeling that if anyone ibknew could catch a big bullshit fish on their first day it would be me for sure and look at what I did. òwó
And then right after I caught my first tarantula

I caught two more oarfish and am now above 100K bells on my first day of playing the game

Big bitch fish! òwó

This is like opening a starburst and it's all yellow

YALL MUHFUGGAS WAN SOM FUGGIN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EYEBROW!?

You cannot stop my fishing! ò0ó

Mmmmm, tuna òwó

Wanted to see if I could find an island with bamboo on it, ended up with 216,000 bells worth of arachnids.
That's like half of my next loan.
#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever told me

I look like a rice farmer thanks to how crappy the clothing options I've been getting are

I HAVE ACHIEVED CRITICAL MASS

And now I have achieved two outfits:
Rice farmer and gay

CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

She's got corona

Get the fuck off this island right now

This is disgusting

Of all the rooms that had to start coming together so we'll first, why did it have to be my bathroom?

My completed outfits now consist of rice farmer, gay, hippie, and soda machine restocker

This.
This is pure evil.

Why the hell is the safe a wardrobe?

WHAT THE SHIT!?

Gonna get dressed up like lady gaga with this

NO NO FUCKING NO!!

Bih I ain't even seen finding Dory and I found her, this game is easy

And there it is, the outfit that every girl that plays this game will wear

Hell yeah

Oh, you think the darkness is your ally?

We do sex in the egg room with eggs up our butts or we don't do sex at all

I'm not taking it off.
I have reverted back to my previous hairstyle and am now the egg princess bitch

I am now validated

Holy shit, wearing a dress automatically changes your walking animation to a feminine one even if your character is still male

Even Klaus approves of the egg princess bitch.

Help me

The sacred place has been defiled

Why am I still wearing this?

What the fuck Skye

Them bitches is pink!

The @MrSnappyeagle's hair hat

Vic and Skye are working together to clown me

I swear to God if that girl from Sonic 06 moves to this island I'm eating my game card

THIS IS EVEN WORSE!!

I'd never had a monkey villager but I gave up like all hope on ever thinking they'd be cool when I saw Elise.
But then I saw him and looked up all the other monkeys and they're all cool! How'd RNG happen to give me the ugliest one!?

She is here...

They'll never see me coming

With the additions I've added today I do declare my oriental bathroom to be complete!
#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions

I feel like I should think that she's cool but there's something about the fact that she carries a child with her that just doesn't sit right with me...

Hrnng, money

What the fuck the basement used to be like the second cheapest upgrade in Animal Crossing GC, why is it so much now?

How the hell is her hat staying onn

Having to sell your turnips at half the price you payed for them cuz the price never went high enough throughout the week and they're about to go bad