Has anybody watched Tiger King yet?
Just started and Joe Exotic’s bangs have told me everything I needed to know so far #TigerKing

Of COURSE he does country music. Of course #TigerKing

So you saving cats by keeping them in a cage too?? Also you alergic to cats?!! #TigerKing

“You can’t put a price on playing with these tigers” well umm they did and you paid it sooooo #TigerKing

All his husband’s teeth are gone #TigerKing

and THAT’S what happened to her arm. Ok #TigerKing

So you just got the elephant in the neighborhood, chillin? #TigerKing

Well i mean if a dead body rolls up on my lawn I’d think to burn it too #TigerKing

I’m on episode 2 btw and I am lost #TigerKing

The big cat rescue music video #TigerKing

Also i’m a Dr of Mystical Science now #TigerKing

So it’s a cult . You changed your name. It’s a cult. #TigerKing

$150 a WEEK????! No ma’am #TigerKing

How in thee fuck did you get her diary??? #TigerKing

He just told you he was leaving for costa rica and you don’t know anything else? Ok girl #TigerKingNetflix

The van was just sitting at the airport with the keys in it and nothing just nothing. Ok #TigerKingNetflix

Carole fed that man to them tigers #TigerKingNetflix

HOW DOES EVERYONE HAVE ACCESS TO CAROL’S DIARY???!! #TigerKingNetflix

I should’ve watched this sober... #TigerKingNetflix

Oh so her and her brother weren’t close. Ok girl #TigerKingNetflix

I ain’t never heard of nobody writing a will in case of disappearance #TigerKingNetflix

BITCH HOW WE GO FROM BIG CAT RESCUE TO GET RICH VIDEOS??!! #TigerKingNetflix

WHY??? is this nigga in jail now??! WTF did Joe do??!! #TigerKingNetflix

Crocodilians? #TigerKingNetflix

THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKIN STUDIO?!!! Nigga! #TigerKingNetflix

Oh he used to have more teeth. Did a tiger knock out the others?? #TigerKingNetflix

Oooh Carol want the zoo #TigerKingNetflix

Free Jeff Lowe’s wife #TigerKingNetflix

So you just sitting on the bed with your shoes? Ok #TigerKingNetflix

Ok just started episode 5! #TigerKingNetflix

Every episode I look at joe thinkin “what the fuck you got on joe? What the fuck is you wearin???!” #TigerKingNetflix

Ok paused to finish my Marvel marathon with my friend will resume tomorrow.
Ok i’m back. On episode 5 and it starts with a chimp party #TigerKingNetflix

“Pizzaria” #TigerKingNetflix

I put my head down for 2 secs and now this nigga running for governor #TigerKingNetflix

“I already knew he was bat shit crazy from our conversations at walmart”
That is a sentence. Sounds about right #TigerKingNetflix
That is a sentence. Sounds about right #TigerKingNetflix

“Somebody must’ve put perfume on my shoes”
Yep that’s it. Everybody knows tigers love perfume #TigerKingNetflix
Yep that’s it. Everybody knows tigers love perfume #TigerKingNetflix

Oh ok so meth took his other four teeth he had #TigerKingNetflix

A woman wanted him. A woman fell in love with those big ass gingivitis gaps #TigerKingNetflix

Sooooooooo this wedding blanket was for nothing #TigerKingNetflix

Meth addiction? *pretends to be shocked* #TigerKingNetflix

This surveillance tape with him doing the home alone face is sending me. #TigerKingNetflix

Travis is definitely Joe’s fault. #TigerKingNetflix

Talking about somebody’s balls at the funeral. Ok. Yeah you can tell his ass is tweakin #TigerKingNetflix

Of course he has to sing #TigerKingNetflix

2 months later you find another child bride whew #TigerKingNetflix

Ok Ep 6 begins #TigerKingNetflix

This series should’ve been called “How many bad decisions can these people make?” #TigerKingNetflix

Jeff’s impression of Joe #TigerKingNetflix

“Some mistakes were made...”
YOU THINK JOE??! YOU FUCKIN THINK??!! HMMMMMM YEAH MAYBE! #TigerKingNetflix
YOU THINK JOE??! YOU FUCKIN THINK??!! HMMMMMM YEAH MAYBE! #TigerKingNetflix

Joe bought you guns and trucks but the dentist office was just too busy unfortunately huh? #TigerKingNetflix

WTF????! #TigerKingNetflix

Meth heads. Everybody is a fuckin meth head #TigerKingNetflix

Everybody is a snitch too wow #TigerKingNetflix

Two what? Carol??! #TigerKingNetflix

So we just texting each other murder plots. Ok #TigerKingNetflix

Ep 7: this man let a monkey drink from his mouth bruh #TigerKingNetflix

“Who would’ve thought?” Certainly not me muthafucka! #TigerKingNetflix

I’m so happy this was made into a docuseries instead of a book because I wouldn’t believe this shit if I read it 
#TigerKingNetflix



James punk ass.. #TigerKingNetflix

His bangs got longer in jail #TigerKingNetflix

Awww lawd Lauren no!! I told you episode 3 to leave!! She’ll never get out now! Ughhhh the nanny!! #TigerKingNetflix

Dillon snatched that file with the quickness! #TigerKingNetflix

Great cover up tattoo. Nailed it. #TigerKingNetflix

22 years. Yikes. #TigerKingNetflix

I loathe agreeing with this nigga but I mean...
#TigerKingNetflix
https://twitter.com/ThatDudeMCFLY/status/1242878375473164290


Listen if my husband was being stupid and i got tigers and lions. I mean...they’re right there
#TigerKingNetflix


Shit maybe somebody did put perfume on joe’s shoes... #TigerKing
#TigerKingNetflix
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https://amentian.com/post/0wmaM
Thank you for thinking my thoughts https://twitter.com/BriMalandro/status/1243205142528299012
Another disciple, welcome https://twitter.com/jonicakeating/status/1243209828476035072