Oh I feel like I have not tweeted about the incredible namkook dream I had awhile back

SO: I was hanging out with bangtan backstage at some event and namkook were having a conversation about sexuality. this led to namjoon saying "haha yeah UNFORTUNATELY I'm straight" and jungkook saying "I'm 100% gay!"

in the dream I high fived jungkook and rmred judging namjoon for his proclaimed heterosexuality UNTIL

so the lads were doing some visual descriptors for their performance for accessibility (idk why they were doing this and not like, staff) and everything was fine UNTIL WE GOT TO NAMJOON

namjoon's visual descriptors were literally absolutely useless thirst statements about jungkook and nothing else

e.g. "jungkook reaches up his hands revealing a really fit physique" "jungkook's eyes contain oceans in them, they're impossible to look away from" and finally he just tapered off with "to be honest, this is just really hard to describe"

in the dream I rmr watching this and being like "wow this is useless and also is very interesting coming from a man who just described himself as 'unfortunately heterosexual'"

anyways best dream ever

I'd apologize for bringing this back except it was THAT good and deserved attention

also you know when you have dreams that your brain just locks onto and decides are reality and even if you're objectively like "ok this isn't reality" you cannot shake your rock solid belief in it. that's me with jungkook saying "I'm 100% gay"