My psycho ex boyfriend sent my bestfriend who was sitting next to me a link to his new song on SoundCloud ...
For clarification it’s been 4 years since we broke up and I am just so hot and smart and popular he cannot forget about me
Good morning to whoever sent my ex my hilarious tweets in this thread. Now I will be getting novels like this for the next 6 months 🤢
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