Unexpected challenge of the work from home life: my daughter made cookies last night, and I just ate them for breakfast. Cookies are NOT breakfast.
More unexpected challenges: Noticed last night that a kid was still in his PJ’s from the morning. I noticed the same thing the previous day. Same kid. Same PJ’s. Will have to develop strategy for this.
I miss my barber.
Unexpected challenge of working from home: IT Department spends most if its time playing XBox, texting its friends and sleeping until 11. Convening working group to reincentivize team leader.
Unexpected benefit of #WFH: I get back the nearly 2 hours everyday I spent in traffic. Used the extra time to watch YouTube video on clogged dishwasher drains.
Watched expert video. Disassembled, cleared, cleaned dishwasher over 2 hours. No noticeable effect on drain. Currently sourcing better dishwasher repair videos.
Daughter’s baking binge continues. This morning’s question: are cupcakes breakfast? They’re lemon, if that helps answer it.
Battle of the dishwasher continues. Last night I tried baking soda, vinegar and boiling water down the washer drain. Smelled great! Didn’t work.
This morning: Cable TV out. Makes #WFH slightly more difficult when you work ... in Cable TV. My efforts with gear equally as successful as with dishwasher. Trying new tactic. Does baking soda, vinegar and boiling water work on routers?
More #WFH adventures: With one minute and thirty seconds to go before that last live shot on @CNBC, the WiFi in our neighborhood crashed, killing my camera. My 16-year-old son Declan rigged camera up to a hotspot on his phone and got us back on the air in the nick of time.
All this #WFH has exhausted the dog. May have to put on a second shift.
Realized I have not carried a wallet in my pocket in three weeks. I don’t miss it. Also realized I forgot to shower yesterday.
But I also painted a banister, so it all balances out.
Anybody know how to work one of these?
Success! I got exactly the 1930’s state prison look I was trying for.
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