So my house is on fire. I got out in time (sort of), but it is really cold outside. The fire dept. hasn& #39;t shown up yet---and the house is still very much on fire---but I& #39;d like to get back to what I was doing before the fire started. I& #39;m going back in. Wish me luck!

wow - this really blew up. I don& #39;t have soundcloud, but please read & cite---and I can& #39;t stress this enough---cite my papers & upload them somewhere crawled by Google Scholar https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=L_O2kH0AAAAJ&hl=en">https://scholar.google.com/citations...

friends, just to clarify, my house is *not* actually on fire. No need to email & text. We& #39;re ok! It& #39;s an allegory.