So my house is on fire. I got out in time (sort of), but it is really cold outside. The fire dept. hasn't shown up yet---and the house is still very much on fire---but I'd like to get back to what I was doing before the fire started. I'm going back in. Wish me luck!

wow - this really blew up. I don't have soundcloud, but please read & cite---and I can't stress this enough---cite my papers & upload them somewhere crawled by Google Scholar https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=L_O2kH0AAAAJ&hl=en

friends, just to clarify, my house is *not* actually on fire. No need to email & text. We're ok! It's an allegory.