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THERE’S A MOUSE IN MY APARTMENT. FUCKING NYC MAN. IVE ALWAYS WASHED MY FLOORS AND EVERY SURFACE NIGHTLY (OCD) AND A FUCKING MOUSE STILL SHOWIN OUT!? FOR WHAT?? BLEACH?? APPARENTLY ITS CAUSE THE BUILDING IS OLD?? AND NO ONE CAN COME KILL IT CAUSE OF LOCKDOWN SO NOW I HAVE TOO!?
IM GONNA DIE. HONESTLY. IF U KNOW ME AND MY GERMAPHOBE WAYS AND MY FUCKING FEAR OF MICE I LITERALLY
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Face vomiting" aria-label="Emoji: Face vomiting"> BRUH. I PUT OUT CHEESE. IVE BEEN SITTIN ON MY ASS DRINKING, HOLDING A ROD AND WAITING FOR HIS BITCH ASS.
I KNEW THERED BE MICE AND RATS IN THE STREETS!!! BUT NOT IN MA SHEETS!!! ITS 3AM IM NOT SLEEPING WHAT IF I WAKE UP AND THIS BITCH CUDDLING ON MY CHEST
LEMME TELL U ABOUT THE COCKROACH I FOUND LAST WEEK...ALL I GOTTA SAY IS I DIDNT SLEEP FOR 72 HOURS CAUSE I THOUGHT ID LAYED EGGS IN ME SOMEHOW. IM TOO PARANOID FOR THIS SHIT. Loving New York though.
it’s 3:30am and you better believe I ran out my apartment, stopped and cried to an NYPD officer about my mouse situation and asked him to point me in the direction of any open bodega (another downside to this pandemic, everything’s closed). I RAN FIVE BLOCKS AND GOT THE POISON!!!
NIGHT TWO UPDATE: it’s still here. I can hear it in my stove. why it chose to reside there? who knows. i haven’t slept in 36 hours. currently on my 14th cup of coffee, today. landlord admittedly said this is his fault for not sealing my apartment before I moved in, may kill him.
but baby you better believe that I am READY. I’ve got insomnia ON MY SIDE. the traps I bought were shit. SO, I made my own and I’m gonna dominate this bitch. I also got my timberlands on, in case I got drop kick this sharmuta against the wall.
gonna set up my hookah, pour myself a glass of wine and let the games begin. cheers, bitch.
