Have never seen anyone suggest this or even talk about it but would Aran Ojiro be... a himbo?!? He and Bokuto could be co-presidents of the Volleyball Himbo Ace society?!?
Aran helps Bokuto spell "himbo" on the forms but forgets to put them in envelopes before he mails them out. He just sends out a bunch of empty envelopes. Iwaizumi is the only ace to message back "Oi, did you mean to send an empty envelope" thus is too smart to be a himbo
Kiryuu Wakatsu is too anxious to attend the meetings so he just requests someone tape them. Ushijima gets lost on his way to the club meeting and ends up deep in a forest. Futakuchi is insulted anyone would call him a himbo. Hoshiumi asks if there's a height requirement
Asahi makes it to the meeting and Aran offers him a cup of Ritz crackers. He immediately panics wondering if they're poisoned because of that one time Inarizaki lost to Karasuno. Bokuto begins the meeting but realizes he left the notecards at Akaashi's house. He starts to despair
Hoshiumi knocks down the door as a power move and decides he doesn't care if there's a height requirement, he will join and show he is just as dumb, if not dumber than the rest of the himbos. He challenges Bokuto to an "upper leg wrestling contest." Bokuto knows it means arm.
With Bokuto distracted, Aran decides to give the opening speech when Yamamoto bursts in, asking if this is the room where all the "hot girls" are, and that Kuroo told him that. Aran tells him there are no women, only himbos. Yamamoto weeps on the floor. He passed the test.
Aran is about to get started when all of a sudden, he knocks over his bottle of juice. Terushima walks through the door and slips on the liquid immediately, falling to his doom and slides away from the room down the hallway. It turns out Aran was drinking his Respect Women juice
Meanwhile, the Miya Twins who are even bigger himbos are trying to get to the meeting to support their BFF Aran. Upon entering they see Bokuto and Hoshiumi now trying to start a competition to see who can discover fire the fastest, Aran setting up a Kita shrine, Yamamoto crying
"Heard this was a meeting for a Volleyball Himbo Race!" Atsumu says with his Kansai-ben accent. "I'm here to win. Osamu is here for the free food."

Aran screeches seeing the twins. "You're not even invited! It's Volleyball Himbo ACES!"

"Lame," said Atsumu who wanted to fight.
Upon hearing the word "race", Hoshiumi and Bokuto start running very fast out of the room. They run into Ushijima in the forest who is speaking to an eagle's nest and convince him to run with them. Aran realizes he might not be as big as a himbo as the others. Osamu eats his food
Asahi who has been hiding the whole time tells Aran that he probably deserves better than this, and is the smartest himbo of them all. Aran tears up and tells Asahi that it was smarter of him to hide. Asahi and Aran clean up the classroom together with Kita, Aran's supportive bf
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