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gonna prove how dumb i am (will be adding on as i remember dumb shit)
it took my mom telling me at least 5 times before the fact that & #39;corridor& #39; means ‘hallway’ actually stuck with me
i used to believe britain was huge and to the west of the US and france was small and to the east of the US (also i still have to look up a compass to which way east is and which way west is)
in addition to the mixing up directions i still have to do that hand trick where you make an L with your index and thumb on both hands to figure out which way is left and which way is right (i dont have to look at it, i just have to make the Ls)
i still get my dad’s and my grandma’s birthdays mixed up (the number of the day, not the month)
dunno if this is proof but my only scar is from when i couldn’t get a cat food can to open (it was one of the ones with the pull tabs)
i used to think the reason michael jackson died was because he got plastic surgery on his nose to make it smaller and it was made too small for him to breath properly
I was scared of the crawfish at a crawfish boil even though they were dead and couldn’t possibly have hurt me so I didn’t eat any
there is a lot of me being jared 19 in this thread
