Comprehensive Can Review #1:

I wasn’t expecting much from Strongbow’s latest offering, but it has a light apple taste and is gonna taste all the sweeter once we’ve been granted our freedom in the summertime. 5.5/10.
Comprehensive Can Review #2

A classic. I’ll go as far to say an institution of beer. Full bodied and satisfying with every sip, there’s a good reason this is enjoyed the country over. One beer I’m happy to be isolated with. 9/10
Comprehensive Can Review #3

Achieving cult status in the late 00s/early 10s, Kopparberg has now been exposed as a mid tier cider with a mildly palatable taste which leaves plenty to be desired. There’s also such a high sugar content it gave me a headache just looking at it 4/10
Comprehensive Can Review #4

Think I’ve had about 3 pints worth of this beer in my lifetime, and probably for a good reason. Tastes mildly European while also tasting like it could be brewed in Burnley. I’m sure it’ll do the job though. 6.5/10
Comprehensive Can Review #5:

I used to exclusively drink Budweiser when I was going to house parties at 17 because I thought it was cool, thankfully I’ve done some growing up since. Tastes a lot like what I imagine injecting Dettol into your thigh would feel like.
3.5/10
Comprehensive Can Review #6:

A drink with such a big social impact that there’s plenty out there that base their whole personality on it, much like wine mums and people that like craft beers.
Gives me awful indigestion after two cans but doesn’t stop me hammering them down.
7/10
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