I TOLD MYSELF ONLY 2 EPISODES OF #NIPTUCK
Okay ONE MORE
Kimber & Matt being a thing was so fucking gross #NipTuck
Nearing the end of season 4 so guess who’s gonna watch a few more??
SEAN WAS REALLY GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY AN ELF IN A MALL WHILE PLAYING SANTA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> #NipTuck
Season 5 is when the show went really fucking left & dark omg #Niptuck
Hmmm a funny dark moment to start was Sean’s girlfriend who as a result of her eating disorder, shitted on herself while they were in the hot tub https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> #niptuck
Then the sexualizing of the girl telling Sean she just turned 18 & wanting her hymen reconstructed & his dick getting hard as a result. But he could put it in her “mouth or ass” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK #NipTuck
Then that same teenager encouraged Sean’s daughter to have a eating disorder even teaching her how to purge #NipTuck
But just this storyline of this 18 year old being such a temptation to 40 something Sean is just...... #NipTuck
He even confides in his girlfriend about his fantasy to be with a “naughty schoolgirl” & what does his girlfriend do?! Greets him at the door wearing a uniform & he proceeds to fuck the shit outta her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜©" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😓" title="Face with cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Face with cold sweat">
“What are you making five grand for being a sloppy bottom?!” Matt was really about to give up that booty hole to support their crystal meth habit #NipTuck
Now this cuckhold shit with only white middle aged couples and black studs is wild BUT not really crazy. HOWEVERhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â˜đŸŸ" title="Up pointing index (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Up pointing index (medium dark skin tone)">fucking in a child’s bedroom is where the shit got dark #NipTuck
Sean told someone who is suffering from an eating disorder that he thought she would get fat again. Just YIKES #NipTuck
How did I forget Christian literally fucking someone off the top of a building?!? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> #niptuck
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