Quarantine day 9: I’m running low on leave-in conditioner https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Quarantine day 10: I just sucked Doritos dust off my wedding ring

Doritos was my lunch and now I think also my dinner
Wait Jacob made dinner https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
Quarantine day 11: I broke my no-spend a week early to buy myself an office desk because sitting on a stool at my kitchen counter isn’t doing it for me
I just put on body spray for the first time in a week just to feel somethin
Quarantine day 14: the thing I miss most about going to work is screaming in my car on my drive home.

I might need to take a drive in my neighborhood so I can scream tonight.
Quarantine Day 17: I’ve eaten 4 grilled cheeses in the last 4 days but we just ran out of sliced cheese :/
Quarantine Day 26: !!! Holy shit it’s almost been a month

But I also came here to say that I’ve only washed my hair 3 times since the first tweet in this thread lol
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