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Quarantine day 9: I’m running low on leave-in conditioner 
Quarantine day 10: I just sucked Doritos dust off my wedding ring
Doritos was my lunch and now I think also my dinner
Doritos was my lunch and now I think also my dinner
Wait Jacob made dinner 
Quarantine day 11: I broke my no-spend a week early to buy myself an office desk because sitting on a stool at my kitchen counter isn’t doing it for me
I just put on body spray for the first time in a week just to feel somethin
Quarantine day 14: the thing I miss most about going to work is screaming in my car on my drive home.
I might need to take a drive in my neighborhood so I can scream tonight.
I might need to take a drive in my neighborhood so I can scream tonight.
Quarantine Day 17: I’ve eaten 4 grilled cheeses in the last 4 days but we just ran out of sliced cheese :/
Quarantine Day 26: !!! Holy shit it’s almost been a month
But I also came here to say that I’ve only washed my hair 3 times since the first tweet in this thread lol
But I also came here to say that I’ve only washed my hair 3 times since the first tweet in this thread lol
