Quarantine day 9: I’m running low on leave-in conditioner

Quarantine day 10: I just sucked Doritos dust off my wedding ring

Doritos was my lunch and now I think also my dinner

Wait Jacob made dinner

Quarantine day 11: I broke my no-spend a week early to buy myself an office desk because sitting on a stool at my kitchen counter isn’t doing it for me

I just put on body spray for the first time in a week just to feel somethin

Quarantine day 14: the thing I miss most about going to work is screaming in my car on my drive home.

I might need to take a drive in my neighborhood so I can scream tonight.

Quarantine Day 17: I’ve eaten 4 grilled cheeses in the last 4 days but we just ran out of sliced cheese :/

Quarantine Day 26: !!! Holy shit it’s almost been a month

But I also came here to say that I’ve only washed my hair 3 times since the first tweet in this thread lol