the planets as lesbians

sun: she has long hair under a durag, wears bellbottoms, hates men & the winter, owns your ex’s chain. Tattoo artist

moon: doesn’t wear a bra or shaves her legs. owns a flower shop and raises chicken on the commune she founded.

Mercury: librarian. coke bottle glasses. 7 piercings & wears emerald rings. Her kids are tutors on the commune.

Venus taught sun how to garden. Loves to hug. Works at the commune bakery. Blonde highlights, pink lipstick, and leather jackets.

Mars wears black turtlenecks and teaches English at the school. He likes outside of the commune but comes to dinner. Cigarette pants.

Jupiter is married to Mars. Their prized possessions are a tracksuit from 1995 & their butch’s heart. Yoga instructor and doula. They skateboard to work.

Saturn is married to the sun. She owns the pharmacy in town. Skinny jeans, Jean jackets, and a tattoo that says”dykes only” on her arm.