Day 1 of Quarantine: Winnie of the Wild West, she’s riding round telling ya’ll to get the fuck inside

Day 2 of Quarantine: Winnie is taking to the skies and dreaming of better days. Don’t ruin her dreams with your selfish actions, wash yours hands you detty pig

Day 3 of Quarantine: Winnie won the Pool Championships, unfortunately she isn’t celebrating, Boris told her friends only to go out if it’s essential. She’s fucked off but sticking to the ‘lockdown’

Day 4 of Quarantine: Winnie is weak and has succumb to the pressure of the casino. Don’t be like Winnie, stay strong and stay inside

Day 5 of Quarantine: Wicked Winnie has been caught telling lies to her fellow chums, taking a leaf out of old Boris’ book. Luckily Ollie caught her red pawed.

Day 6 of Quarantine: Winnie is stressed, unlike us she can still legally go to the spa. Boris’ new situation led to an increase of paranoia and paw washing. Luckily Winnie doesn’t use her paws to eat

Day 7 of Quarantine: Winnie cooked up a storm. Quarantine is getting to everyone now, a lot alcohol is being consumed and hopefully if it’s all strong enough (60% > proof) it’ll kill the virus

Day 8 of Quarantine: Its crazy what you can do when you put your mind to it. Winnie has developed a vaccination to inducing immunity to Covid- 19. Congratulations on your Nobel Prize, you saved the world yet again

Day 9 of Quarantine: Winnie battled the chaser today and met her hero Bradley Walsh. There’s still a few good things that haven’t been taken from us, I wonder if she’ll beat the dark destroyer...

Day 10 of Quarantine: The fame has taken over and Winnie is strutting down the red carpet in preparation for when she breaks free from isolation. Paps are on her and not Bojo this evening

Day 11 of Quarantine: Like the rest of the population, Winnie was working from home today. Shes hating it and the kids are driving her crazy, she cant help but be jealous of Mr Johnson who had kids but is isolated away from every. Single. One

Day 12 of Quarantine: Today was the 2nd day we heard the claps, bangs and clangs all around the nation for the NHS- Ofc Winnie was there to show her support. Without the tireless, dedicated and relentless effort from all in the nhs she’d be left homeless, so thank you x

Day 13 of Quarantine: Its starting to get messy. Beers are going down easier, nights are getting longer and the belly is getting bigger. Winnie can’t get enough of her ps2 and lego star wars. Take notes. Stay inside and get fat af.

Day 14 of Quarantine: The Grand National was cancelled so Winnie did her own, think its safe to say Ollie won this round