On Sundays, we give thanks to the Lord. https://twitter.com/Regista/status/1240702471879581701

This is going to be a thread for under appreciated footballing genius. Replies welcome. #JuanRoman

Gold jerseys should be mandatory for every team’s away jersey. Reversible white jersey like United’s in 2001-02 would then be optional. #RobertPiresDay

Doctors recommend washing your hands until they’re as clean as this first touch. #AntonioCassano

Things I don’t understand:
1) How this went in
2) How Pavel’s hair is so bouncy
#PantenePavel #NedvedDay

David James, don’t bother diving for those ones - you’re only adding to the wash basket unnecessarily. @Mackleweiner with the recommendation. #RuiCostaDay

“Hello, I’d like to order one assist please.” ... “The one where they’re facing the wrong way and, on the volley, cut the defence to ribbons.” ... “Delivery, please.” ... “Stadium of Light, Sunderland.” (I’m losing my mind) #XabiAlonsoDay

On Sundays, we give thanks to the Lord. Again. #GutiDay

Bruce Springsteen: ‘Born to Run’
Lana Del Rey: ‘Born to Die’
Steppenwolf: ‘Born to Be Wild’
Pippo Inzaghi: ‘Born to Score Goals’
#PippoInzaghiDay

Come for the delightful pass.
Stay for the thumping scissored volley.
Return again and again for Martin Tyler shouting “POYETTTTTTT. OHHHHH SIMPLY GLORIOUS.”
#GianfrancoZolaDay

He may be afraid of flying, but the fact that he isn’t afraid of delicious, outside-of-the-boot, scooped assists means Dennis is alright in my books. #DennisBergkampDay

If you like your touches delicate and your finishes smacked, you’ve come to the right place. Also, an enormous fan of the use of the woodwork as an accomplice to this hate crime against Heerenveen. in the #RoyMakaayDay

Google search “Over-the-shoulder, outside-of-the-boot, volleyed winner” and this is the singular return, I would assume. #AlessandroDelPieroDay

How unnecessarily difficult the assist was makes the volley from Crespo all the more worthy of a spot on this thread. #HernanCrespoDay