I’ve been back in the shire for literally 6 hours and I’ve found that Beds boys’ biggest flex is ‘I drive’ - oh it’s good to be baaackkkkkk

Gna keep this thread going because Beds/Herts boys on tinder are just aNOTHER BREED

Stumbled across a fine young gentleman with “live, laugh, Luton” in his bio...

Also had another guy who wants to go on a road trip on Wednesday? ROAD TRIP? WEDNESDAY? DOES THIS GUY NOT CONSUME ANY NEWS OR KNOW WHAT SOCIAL DISTANCING IS?

Next guy: his entire bio is just Big Smokes order in GTA: San Andreas

For those of you unfamiliar, it’s as follows:
“I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

Adding onto food/drink orders, the amount of lads that have said something to the tune of “I still drink Corona” is... well... sickeningly unoriginal

Not that this is this guys fault, but I swiped by a guy called Achilles. Like Achilles heel. I think I’ve seen it all folks.

Following the corona theme: “will you be my quarantine” has also popped up more than once, which is more than enough for me

One guys opening line to me was to describe myself as a kind of bread??

So many “not looking for anything serious... just a wife” bios that I honestly question why men think women are difficult to read

I’m just gna leave this here...

Just found out I’ve matched with a guy who calls himself, AND I QUOTE, “the real Korean Jesus”. Speechless.

Another guy is absolutely oblivious to government guidelines: “fuck me how, love me later” ??????? Bold of you to assume I want to but again, social distancing ?????????

This guy knows what you can and can’t do in these uncertain times

“Unlike corona, I’m a very good catch” got me like

Carrying on the thread, this lad makes me so ashamed to be from the countryside that I’m now planning on moving altogether.

If someone poses the phrase “when life gives you lemons” my mind either goes straight to “makes lemonade” or that Thomas the Tank Engine vine. But this guy? Nope. “When life gives you lemons, try anal” I’m sorry wHAT

Just found a guy boasting that he’s got a GCSE in Food Tech... don’t think I’ve swiped on anyone more qualified

“Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed” does this guy even wANT ANYONE TO SWIPE ON HIM?

What a lovely interaction.

THERE’S BEEN A DEVELOPMENT!!!!

This one guys first three pics were actually boomerangs of himself twiddling different objects with his mouth. First two were a toothpick and the other a fork????

** correction ** it was actually a rainbow lace sweet, my bad